Need jokes for the bus!?!


Question: Need jokes for the bus!!?
can anyone give me joke for the bus on monday!? im a girl and i need to impress these dudes!. help!! thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat!. Not an unusual habit (groan) on a hot day!.

So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel!. They ask who it is!.

"The blind man," a voice replies!. The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind!.

He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tlts! Where do you want me to install these blinds!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

-A man is helping his wife set up their new computer!. All they have to do now is choose a password, so the man types in ' mypenis!.' So the man is about to leave the room, but all of the sudden, his wife starts laughing!. He goes back in the room to see what all the commotion is about, so he looks at the monitor and it says ' The Password Is Too Short!.'

-Three men are captured by a village of cannibals!. The cannibal leader tells them they must pass 2 tests!. First, they have to bring him 10 of some kind of fruit or vegetable!. The first man comes back with 10 apples and the cannibal leader tells him " For the 2nd test, you must shove all of those apples up your ***, and if you show any kind of emotion, my tribe will eat you!." So the man gets three apples in and starts crying and they eat him!. The 2nd man comes back with 10 tiny berries!. He is told the 2nd part of the test, so he gets 9 berries in, but starts laughing!. In heaven, the man with the apples says " Man, you had only 1 berry to go!! Why did you start laughing!?!!?!!?!!?!" and the man with the berries tells him " I couldn't help it! ( still laughing) I saw the 3rd guy bring pineapples!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A teacher gave lifesavers for the kids to
taste and guess the flavor!. So when the
teacher gave honey flavored lifesavers, none of
them could guess the flavor, so she had to
give a hint!.
"It's sometimes what your parents call each other!."
Then a little girl raised her hand and said, "OH! I know!.
It's as!.s holeWww@Enter-QA@Com

knock knock
who's there
interupting cow
interupting cow who!?
MOO!(while they r talking)

kinda dumb, stupid, and lameWww@Enter-QA@Com

Humptey Dumptey sat on the wall!.
Humptey Dumptey had a great fall!.
All the kings horses,
and all the kings men,
said,
"Screw him, he's only an egg"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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