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Question: Is it funny or Not!?!?!?Moral - When Opportunity knocks!.!.!.!. MAKE USE OF IT !!!!!Give me u r Opinions!?
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money!.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank!?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did!.'
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly!.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank!?'
The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'
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Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank!?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did!.'
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly!.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank!?'
The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'
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hehehe i'll use that one day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clever lol there was one like that i enjoyed
A ugly woman vam home from work exhausted and cracked open a nice cold soda
A genie came out and said you can have three wishes but whatever she wished for her husband would get 1000 times more
Her first wish was to be the most beautiful women on earth
The Genie says "Your Husband will be the most beautiful man in the universe'
The lady says "That's fine because since im the most beautiful woman he wont look at anyone else"
Poof the wish happened and she was gorgeous
Next Wish!?
I want 100 million dollars
You husband will get 100000 million dollars if you do
That's fine we are married so it doesn't matter
Poof the wish Happend
Whats your last wish
I want a mild Heart attack =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
A ugly woman vam home from work exhausted and cracked open a nice cold soda
A genie came out and said you can have three wishes but whatever she wished for her husband would get 1000 times more
Her first wish was to be the most beautiful women on earth
The Genie says "Your Husband will be the most beautiful man in the universe'
The lady says "That's fine because since im the most beautiful woman he wont look at anyone else"
Poof the wish happened and she was gorgeous
Next Wish!?
I want 100 million dollars
You husband will get 100000 million dollars if you do
That's fine we are married so it doesn't matter
Poof the wish Happend
Whats your last wish
I want a mild Heart attack =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah, hilarious!
Has anyone seen Family Guy, "It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One"!? Adam West has a joke like that!.
Very clever!. 8)
Merry Christmas!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Has anyone seen Family Guy, "It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One"!? Adam West has a joke like that!.
Very clever!. 8)
Merry Christmas!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!
When opportunity knocks!.!.!.DUCK & COVER!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When opportunity knocks!.!.!.DUCK & COVER!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL funny stuff :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny,thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good!. Too good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Be Roaman while you are in Rome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That guy probly had is ring tone set on the Darth Vader theme when she calls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha !.!.!.!.mean!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
according to me we should not use these sayings for evils things!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but the joke was nice hahahahahahahaha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
sharp mind husbandWww@Enter-QA@Com