Which is the best joke you have heard?!
Question: Which is the best joke you have heard!?
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In a bus, a lady hears 2 Jamaican men engaged in a discussion: "Emma come 1st den I come!. Den 2 asses come togeder!. I come once-a-more!. 2 asses, dey come togeder agen!. I come agen and pee twice!. Den I come one lasta tym!."
Lady: " you foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed man!!! in this country we don't speak aloud about our sex lives in public places!!!"
Jamaican: " hey, coola down lady, hu tokin abouta sex!? Ima justa tellina my frienda how to spella MISSISSIPPI!." ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lady: " you foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed man!!! in this country we don't speak aloud about our sex lives in public places!!!"
Jamaican: " hey, coola down lady, hu tokin abouta sex!? Ima justa tellina my frienda how to spella MISSISSIPPI!." ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
this isn't the best joke ive heard or even a joke at all but it really made me laugh today:
so my honors spanish 3 teacher is from spain-id guess she's in her mid 60's- and while we were working she was writing a letter and looking up the spellings of the english words on the computer dictionary, first she asked us what the kind of sweaters were that had diamonds on it were (argyle- she asked us to spell it and she said it's spelled like "ar-gee-lay" and made a face like it didn't make sense after we told her) and when she went to look up how to spell "sweater" as in the shirt, the computer said it was a person who perspires! so she told us that we are all getting purple people who perspire for christmas!. pretty funny coming from a tiny older lady who can never stop laughing when she starts so her laughing about it for a good ten mins was almost funnier than the mistake itself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so my honors spanish 3 teacher is from spain-id guess she's in her mid 60's- and while we were working she was writing a letter and looking up the spellings of the english words on the computer dictionary, first she asked us what the kind of sweaters were that had diamonds on it were (argyle- she asked us to spell it and she said it's spelled like "ar-gee-lay" and made a face like it didn't make sense after we told her) and when she went to look up how to spell "sweater" as in the shirt, the computer said it was a person who perspires! so she told us that we are all getting purple people who perspire for christmas!. pretty funny coming from a tiny older lady who can never stop laughing when she starts so her laughing about it for a good ten mins was almost funnier than the mistake itself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
TOP TEN REASONS COMPUTERS
MUST BE FEMALE
1!. They just sit there blinking dumbly at you!.
2!. No one but their creator understands their internal logic!.
3!. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed
to memory for future reference!.
4!. They frustrate the hell out of you when you give a command and
they don't, won't, or can't follow it!.
5!. Sometimes, try as you might, you can't turn them on
particularly if you already have a floppy in!.
6 If you floppy disk has a virus, you can be $@#$@#$@#$@# sure your
computer will get it!.
7!. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless!.
8!. A better model is just around the corner!.
9!.The best part of having one is the games you can play!.
10!. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
MUST BE FEMALE
1!. They just sit there blinking dumbly at you!.
2!. No one but their creator understands their internal logic!.
3!. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed
to memory for future reference!.
4!. They frustrate the hell out of you when you give a command and
they don't, won't, or can't follow it!.
5!. Sometimes, try as you might, you can't turn them on
particularly if you already have a floppy in!.
6 If you floppy disk has a virus, you can be $@#$@#$@#$@# sure your
computer will get it!.
7!. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless!.
8!. A better model is just around the corner!.
9!.The best part of having one is the games you can play!.
10!. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon!. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please help me!. The doctor says he is gonna try and new experimental technique on her!. He will put a crank in the back of her head and when she sees bags under her eyes she's supposed to crank it and the bags will go away!. So she gets this crank put in her head and leaves!. It works and works for a while until one day she cant get rid of these bags under her eyes!. She cranks and cranks as hard as she can but they just wont go away!. So she goes to the doctor!. She says to the doctor: "Doctor, this was working for a while, but I cant seem to get rid of these bags under my eyes!." The doctor replies: "Lady those aren't bags!.!.!. those are your ****!" All she had to say was, "Now that would explain why I have this goatee!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman's baby is called a monkey so she gets off the bus and cries on a bench!.
A man comes over and says Hi but the lady is too sad to respond
He leaves and then comes back with a soda for the lady
She accepts it graciously
Then he says and here's a banana for your monkeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man comes over and says Hi but the lady is too sad to respond
He leaves and then comes back with a soda for the lady
She accepts it graciously
Then he says and here's a banana for your monkeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two guys are standing on the corner next to a dog!. The dog is licking himself "down there!." One guy says to the other guy, "man, I really wish that I could do that!." The other guy says, "don't you think that you should at least pet him first!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not really a joke, more of a comeback!.!.!.
This guy is bragging about how he has a 6 pack(abs) so this other guy says, "Oh you might have a 6 pack, but I got a keg!."
I thought it was pretty good anyhow lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
This guy is bragging about how he has a 6 pack(abs) so this other guy says, "Oh you might have a 6 pack, but I got a keg!."
I thought it was pretty good anyhow lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock
Whos there!?
Yoo
Yoo hoo
Yoo hoo are you paying attention!?!?
LOL inside joke!. our teacher would always say that!. the last part i mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whos there!?
Yoo
Yoo hoo
Yoo hoo are you paying attention!?!?
LOL inside joke!. our teacher would always say that!. the last part i mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb!?
A!. You can unscrew a light bulb!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A!. You can unscrew a light bulb!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd tell you, but I'd be in violation of the guidelines!.Www@Enter-QA@Com