So FUNNY!!!! read this?!
Question: So FUNNY!!!! read this!?
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that
his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up!.
Then he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad!.
"
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter!.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you!.
I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you!.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice!.
But
I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am!.
But it's not only the passion!.!.!.Dad she's pregnant!.
Stacy said that we will
be very happy!.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter!. We share a dream of having many more children!.
Stacy
has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone!.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy!.
In the meantime we will
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better!.
She
deserves it!. Don't worry Dad!.
I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself!.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren!.
Love,
Your Son John
PS!. Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at Tommy's house!.
I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer!. I love you!.
Call me when it's
safe to come home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up!.
Then he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad!.
"
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter!.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you!.
I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you!.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice!.
But
I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am!.
But it's not only the passion!.!.!.Dad she's pregnant!.
Stacy said that we will
be very happy!.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter!. We share a dream of having many more children!.
Stacy
has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone!.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy!.
In the meantime we will
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better!.
She
deserves it!. Don't worry Dad!.
I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself!.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren!.
Love,
Your Son John
PS!. Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at Tommy's house!.
I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer!. I love you!.
Call me when it's
safe to come home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO that was freaking perfect! Best thing I've heard all day!. Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to send this one (printed out) to work tomorrow with my husband!. It's HILARIOUS! I do think I have a good idea of what 'line of work' John will go into when he's out of school, though !.!.!. he'd be a great novelist!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now thats a way to break to your parents that you got a bad report card!. Wouldn't recommend it if they don't have a good since of humor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny!
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA!
very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!
I'm gonna use that in case I get bad grades,which I pray to god I won't!.
Still,its cool,did you use this before!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm gonna use that in case I get bad grades,which I pray to god I won't!.
Still,its cool,did you use this before!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!
You should post it as an answer when so many kids here ask what to do and how to tell their parents afer getting bad grades :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You should post it as an answer when so many kids here ask what to do and how to tell their parents afer getting bad grades :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. Very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
girl who ever you wrote this for or why you wrote this i will never know but this is for sure rofl (rolliing on floor laghing)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it, already copied and forwarded to othersWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont think its that funny!. kinda laughed in my head!.!.!. how is this a question!? this is what forums are for!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! LOL
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmm!. That's adorable AND hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHA!!!
soo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
soo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny than ever! hahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!. that's HILARIOUS that would flip my parents out! that's a keeper ;PWww@Enter-QA@Com
absolutley brill!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny really funnyyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, hilarious! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats hilarouss!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
im gonna try that lolololWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious! Almost a classic I am Jay Leno's friend and WILL submit thisWww@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent!! Thanks!! I copied it and forwarded it to all my friends!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA
*i laughed*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*i laughed*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!. good one!.!. Must've gotten pretty bad grades!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com