What are stupid / funny things to do, to annoy people ?!


Question: What are stupid / funny things to do, to annoy people !?
what are some things you can to do annoy people !? Anything that would drive people insane, tell me, please name LOTS, 10 Points to the funniest one !.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Fun Things to do in a Crowded Elevator


1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off!.

2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift!.

3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you!.

4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers!.

5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"!.

6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly!.

7) Sell Girl Scout cookies!.

8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator!.

9) Shave!.

10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there!?"

11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator!. Wear yours upside-down!.

12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

13) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves!.

14) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

15) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral!.

16) One word: Flatulence!

17) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom!.

18) Do Tai Chi exercises!.

19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

20) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

21) Give religious tracts to each passenger!.

22) Meow occasionally!.

Fun things do during an exam!

1!. Bring a pillow!. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes!. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work!. Turn it in a few minutes early!.

2!. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3!. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle!.

4!. Make paper airplanes out of the exam!. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril!.

5!. Talk the entire way through the exam!. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud!. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking!." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is!.

6!. Bring cheerleaders!.

7!. Walk in, get the exam, sit down!. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this!. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal!? And who the hell are you!? Where's the regular guy!?"

8!. Bring a Game Boy!. Play with the volume at max level!.

9!. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question!. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs!. Be creative!.

10!. Run into the exam room looking about frantically!. Breathe a sigh of relief!. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off!.

11!. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam!. Say you lost the first one!. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes!.

12!. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers!.

13!. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else!.

14!. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam!. Be as vulgar as possible!.

15!. Do the entire exam in another language!. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals!.

16!. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking!. Blame it on the person nearest to you!.

17!. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it!

18!. Walk into the exam with an entourage!. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam!. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive!. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay!.

19!. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam!.

Things to do in a Bathroom Stall

1!.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour," May I borrow a highlighter!?"

2!.Say in disgust "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!."

3!. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

4!. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before!."

5!. Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****!! My glass eye!!"

6!. Say "Damn, this water is cold!."

7!. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly!.

8!. Say, "Now how did that get there!?"

9!. Say, "Humus!. Reminds me of huWww@Enter-QA@Com

talk in another language it annoys me so much
umm sit infront of the tv when there watching
poke them
ask them stupid questions
telll realllyy stupid jokes then start cracking up after
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In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors!.”

Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think!.”

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions “to keep them tuned up!.”

Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO!.”

Practice making fax and modem noises!.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise!.


Holler random numbers while someone is counting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Randomly burst into musical numbers whenever it seems appropriate!. It should just be one song, and you gotta know it really well by heart, and can sing it at various tempos and make up words to it as you go!.

Example (to the tune of Worst Pies In London from Sweeney Todd):

[Friend enters through door!.]

Gasp! A customer!
Wait, what's your rush, what's your hurry, you gave me such a fright I thought you was a ghost!. Half a minute, can't ya sit, sit ya down, sit!.!.!.

[Friend decides to go to class early!.]

Wait, what's your rush, what's!.!.!.!.

[Friend complains about something!.]
Ah, sir, times is hard!. Times is haaaard!!!

[When offering people fries!.]
I know why nobody cares to take them, I should know, I make them, but good, no!. The worst fries in [your school/town]!. Even that's polite!.!.!.!.
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You get the idea, sing your heart out, you'll have tons to fun annoying people and improving your voice!.

Alternatively, you can bring along a small doll/stuffed animal and have it recite lines from movies in people's faces!. Have it recite monologues in people's faces!. Example:

"Hello!. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!." [Repeat as necessary!.]
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=i3W5GDkgf!.!.!.

You don't even need to watch the movie!. Drives people crazy because it gets stuck in their head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

go "balink-a-linka" a million times, right in their ear!.!.!.

say other weird words like that!.!.!.

tell a real corny joke alot
knock, knock!.
who's there!?
banana!.
banana who!?
knock, knock!.
whos there!?
banana!.
banana who!?
then do that a few more times, then, when they go "ok, im outta here" or something, say "this time, i was gonna say 'orange!' "

chew with loud noises!.

tell the end of the book they are reading, then tell them parts of a book they were gonna read or is reading

talk to them about the same thing over, and over, and over again

say "do you want this!?" they will probably say yea, but u say "too bad!." or "thats nice to know!." or "awwwwww, im happy you feel that way!"

thats all i gotWww@Enter-QA@Com

when they talk just say ''Huss!!!'' like you would say ''SHH!'' but huss is much more annoying! Or!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Get a wet fish and slap them when they are not looking LOL

Tell them to close they're eyes and open they're mouth and put the fish lips in there! LOL

Or!.!.

Tie them up and put tape on their mouth and when they go ''muffled sounds'' KICK THEM AND SAY HUSS! and if they keep talking slap them with a wet fish! xD

Or!.!.!.!.

Take their ipod/psp/favourite object and wipe ur buttox with it in their face!!

Or!.!.!.

fart on them! and when they go ''THATS DISGUSTING EWW IM TELLING MUM'' tie em up and tape them say Huss and slap them with a wet fish while wiping ur butt with their favourite object and kick them

Or!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Kick em in the face ( bare smelly feet) tie them up and tape them fart on them, say huss when they talk, wipe ur butt with their favourite object and SLAP EM WITH A WET FISHY!

Or!.!.!.

Kick em in the face with smelly bare feet tie em up fart on the tape then put in on their mouths say huss when they talk wipe ur butt with their fav object slap em with a wet fish and!.!.!.!.Start hmm ing your fav song when they are annoyed and fart on them!

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Smack while I am eating
Sing REALLY loud
Talk along with a show that I have seen a million times
Wait until 5 mins!. before a movie is over and tell the ending
Eat my brothers chocolate cake, not because I wanted but because he didWww@Enter-QA@Com

Anything Jim does to Dwight on the Office pretty much owns in the funny/annoying category!.

Check out www!.thinkgeek!.com for items like the anoy-a-tron and stuff to help you out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

scare them

try to waer a white long dress

and put your hair down covering your face!.!.

and they will got soooo scared and annoyedWww@Enter-QA@Com

punch eveyone you see in the face, now wait before you are like " oh come on not a nother stupid idea think about it, it would piss tons of people offWww@Enter-QA@Com



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