What's the best joke ever? Please don't be rude!?!
Question: What's the best joke ever!? Please don't be rude!!?
Just say a joke!.!.!. the funniest gets the best answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
There were three astronauts
A1: I was the first man on the moon
A2: I was the first on mars
A3: I was the first on the sun
1/2: What!?!!?!
A3: I went at nightWww@Enter-QA@Com
A1: I was the first man on the moon
A2: I was the first on mars
A3: I was the first on the sun
1/2: What!?!!?!
A3: I went at nightWww@Enter-QA@Com
Janitor or Millionaire
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor!. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning)!.
After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5!.15 an hour!. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day!. Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address!. To this the MS manager replies, "Well, then, that means that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed!.
Stunned, the man leaves!. Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb flat of tomatoes at the supermarket!. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100% profit!. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night!. And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easily make a living selling tomatoes!. Getting up early every day and going to bed late, he multiplies his profits quickly!.
After a short time he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that he can buy a pick-up truck to support his expanding business!. By the end of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes!.
Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some life insurance!. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances!. At the end of the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically!. When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail!? How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce!? Just imagine where you would be now, if you had been connected to the Internet from the very start!"
After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, "Why, of course! I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoft!"
Moral of this story:
1!. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life!.
2!. If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire!.
3!. Since you got this story via e-mail, you're probably closer to becoming a janitor than you are to becoming a millionaire!.
4!. If you do have a computer and e-mail, you have already been taken to the cleaners by Microsoft!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor!. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning)!.
After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5!.15 an hour!. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day!. Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address!. To this the MS manager replies, "Well, then, that means that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed!.
Stunned, the man leaves!. Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb flat of tomatoes at the supermarket!. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100% profit!. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night!. And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easily make a living selling tomatoes!. Getting up early every day and going to bed late, he multiplies his profits quickly!.
After a short time he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that he can buy a pick-up truck to support his expanding business!. By the end of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes!.
Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some life insurance!. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances!. At the end of the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically!. When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail!? How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce!? Just imagine where you would be now, if you had been connected to the Internet from the very start!"
After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, "Why, of course! I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoft!"
Moral of this story:
1!. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life!.
2!. If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire!.
3!. Since you got this story via e-mail, you're probably closer to becoming a janitor than you are to becoming a millionaire!.
4!. If you do have a computer and e-mail, you have already been taken to the cleaners by Microsoft!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
okay!.
One day, 3 sailors were sailing the ocean blue!.
then they came across an island!.
on that island they ran into carnivors!!
they said " we wont eat you if you go into the forest and bring back a fruit"the three scurried along to find the fruit!.
the first man came back with and orange in his hand!. the carnivores said" now!.!.!.shove that up your but and dont make a face!.!.!.or laugh!." he shoved the orange up his but and said " OWCH!" the carnivores ate him for saying owch!. Then, the next guy came with grapes!. The carnivores said to him " now!.!.!.shove the grapes up your but and dont make a sound, and we wont eat you!.he shoved one grape up his but, then shoved the third grape up his but, then he shoved the third grape up his but!.!. and laughed! the first and second guy were up in heaven and the first guy said " hey!.!.! why did you laugh! they would of let you live! Then the second guy said" Yah, but you shoulda seen the other guy!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.He had a pinapple! :D
the end :)
hope you liked it! !.!.!.sorry if its kinda discusting!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
One day, 3 sailors were sailing the ocean blue!.
then they came across an island!.
on that island they ran into carnivors!!
they said " we wont eat you if you go into the forest and bring back a fruit"the three scurried along to find the fruit!.
the first man came back with and orange in his hand!. the carnivores said" now!.!.!.shove that up your but and dont make a face!.!.!.or laugh!." he shoved the orange up his but and said " OWCH!" the carnivores ate him for saying owch!. Then, the next guy came with grapes!. The carnivores said to him " now!.!.!.shove the grapes up your but and dont make a sound, and we wont eat you!.he shoved one grape up his but, then shoved the third grape up his but, then he shoved the third grape up his but!.!. and laughed! the first and second guy were up in heaven and the first guy said " hey!.!.! why did you laugh! they would of let you live! Then the second guy said" Yah, but you shoulda seen the other guy!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.He had a pinapple! :D
the end :)
hope you liked it! !.!.!.sorry if its kinda discusting!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
The originals are the best!
Why did the chicken cross the road!?!.!.!. To get to the other side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the chicken cross the road!?!.!.!. To get to the other side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com