Have you ever returned a Christmas present to the shop?!
Question: Have you ever returned a Christmas present to the shop!?
A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for
his wife!.
He is shown several possibilities that range from ￡50 to ￡150 in price,
the more see-through, the higher the price!.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the ￡150 and takes the lingerie
home!.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him!.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea!. It's so see-through that it
might as well be nothing!. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked -
return it tomorrow and get a ￡150 refund and keep the money for myself'!.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose!.
The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'!.
His funeral is this Thursday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
his wife!.
He is shown several possibilities that range from ￡50 to ￡150 in price,
the more see-through, the higher the price!.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the ￡150 and takes the lingerie
home!.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him!.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea!. It's so see-through that it
might as well be nothing!. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked -
return it tomorrow and get a ￡150 refund and keep the money for myself'!.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose!.
The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'!.
His funeral is this Thursday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha !.!.!. very good !.!.!. I can't stop giggling now !.!.!. ha ha ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh this is yet another brilliant joke as well as all the others you put on here i have sent this to my sis to cheer her up ha ha ha ha so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
:-) That would be me!!!!
My bloke knows better than to buy me something like that - luckily for his life expectancy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My bloke knows better than to buy me something like that - luckily for his life expectancy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL wrinkles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
DUMB!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No I never haveWww@Enter-QA@Com
I really like your question!. Truly!.
As to your intro heading, never, all the people i give them to keep them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As to your intro heading, never, all the people i give them to keep them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No I never have!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that wasn't a question was it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com