Aren't these jokes funny????HAHAHA!?!
Question: Aren't these jokes funny!?!?!?!?HAHAHA!!?
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park!. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie!." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where!?"
President George W!. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old Town Square in Prague!. A guy walks in and asks the bartender,"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there!?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them!." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real honor!. What are you guys doing in here!?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really!? What's going to happen!?"Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts!." A little perplexed the guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts!? Why kill a blonde with big breasts!?"Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ***!?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!.
And the last one, i think this one is the best! haha
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5!.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!.00!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
President George W!. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old Town Square in Prague!. A guy walks in and asks the bartender,"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there!?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them!." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real honor!. What are you guys doing in here!?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really!? What's going to happen!?"Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts!." A little perplexed the guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts!? Why kill a blonde with big breasts!?"Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ***!?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!.
And the last one, i think this one is the best! haha
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5!.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!.00!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
there great dear,i laughing,thank u for the jokes,made my day!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
iv already heard the last 1 so its not as funny but i absolutely luuuv the second 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are hilarious! I loved the 2nd and 3rd ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The were all funny, but the first one was hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute and funny jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, they are VERY funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol 5 stars for #1 and #3 ARE FUNNY :D lol
they are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
they are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Those were pretty good!.
A star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol really funny made me laugh 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second one was the best, because i thought the same thing!!!!lol!. i also liked the one about the lawyer , just shows you how competitive we are!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, i like the last one! they wer all funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoooooo these are funnyy!
i loved them allWww@Enter-QA@Com
i loved them allWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao i loved the first oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think there great!. The first one i never hear the second is a classic!. Great job!. I gave you a starWww@Enter-QA@Com