Is this funny? I think so.?!
Question: Is this funny!? I think so!.!?
CAKE OR BED
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY!?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW!.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW!?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD!?
I DON'T THINK SO!.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR!?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR!?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD!?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR!?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD!?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED!.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED!.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED!?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED!.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM!.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL TH E REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE!.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE!?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO!.!.
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD!?
I DON'T THINK SO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY!?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW!.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW!?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD!?
I DON'T THINK SO!.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR!?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR!?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD!?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR!?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD!?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED!.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED!.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED!?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED!.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM!.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL TH E REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE!.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE!?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO!.!.
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD!?
I DON'T THINK SO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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BrilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
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wow
hahaha
strangeWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
strangeWww@Enter-QA@Com
smart wife!.!.
i bet that showed him!
lol!
very funny!.!.
bahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i bet that showed him!
lol!
very funny!.!.
bahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was okWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Yeah, nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it's not really that funny!.!.!.!.
this joke seems familliar to me!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this joke seems familliar to me!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA! that was funny XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yahhhh So FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well worthy of a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ya i think thats funny!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol I thought that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so she slept with him!? hehe!. im not sure i get it!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was great!. I actually did laugh out loud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com