A man walked into an agents office in Hollywood?!


Question: A man walked into an agents office in Hollywood!?
and said, "I want to be a movie star!." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials!. The agent asked, "What's your name!?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian!."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but to get into Hollywood you have to change your name!." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name," replied the man!. The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years!.!.!. you will NEVER go far with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you have to change your name or I will not be able to represent you!." "So be it!" replied the man, storming out!. "I guess we will not do business together!"

Five years later the agent opened an envelope sent to his office!. Inside the envelope was a letter and a cheque for $50,000!. The agent was awe-struck!. Who would send him $50,000!? He read the letter!.!.!.

"Dear sir, five years ago I came into your office wanting to become an actor!. You told me I needed to change my name!. I refused!. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian!. After I left your office, I thought about what you said!. I decided you were right!. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent!. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token of my appreciation!. Thank you for your advice!.

Yours Sincerely, Dick van Dyke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Lol!. love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha another cracker!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ehhhhh!. okay, I suppose!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha i get it !.!.!.!.what if somebody really had the name Dick van DykeWww@Enter-QA@Com

HA! called it after the first mention of name change, but that's hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol good one =)
star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com



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