Anyone know the FUNNIEST PICKUP LINES ? 10PTS!?!
Question: Anyone know the FUNNIEST PICKUP LINES !? 10PTS!!?
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Answers:
Boy: Did it hurt!?
Girl: What!?
Boy: when you fell from heaven!.
Is that the sun coming up!.!.!. or is that just you lighting up my world!?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get!.
Do you want to make millions!? millions of babies!
Hi, have you got a boyfriend!? (if no,) Are you taking applications!?
My love for you is like the universe!.!.!.neverending!!
Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me!.
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you!.
guy:what's on your face!?!?
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard!.
Hey, your name is sexy, right!?
Is that top felt!? [No] Would you like it to be!?
Hey, how’s it going!? Do you see my friend over there!? He wants to know if you think I’m cute!.
Are you Pentacostal!? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you!.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun!.
Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you!.
Would you excuse me a sec!? I have to return this map that I borrowed!.
(where does it lead!?)
The seat next to yours!.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries!? (why!?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up!.
Whisper in her ear and say, "wanna feel pretty tonight!?"
Baby, I'm like Taco Bell!.!.!.I'll spice up your night!.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year!.!.together!.!.and laughing!?
You are so hot you make the windows fog!.
Some say there are 7 wonders in the world!.
Some say there are more!. Some say everything in life is a wonder!. But to me, There is only one!.!.!.!.You!
Guy: Excuse me, can you step into the light over there!?
Girl: Why!?
Guy:So I can check you out
As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it say: There's the exit, will you go out with me!?
I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you!.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you!.
You've got something on your back! (what!?) Angel wings!
You've go something on you head!. (what!?) A halo!.
I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long!
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk!.
"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped!?"
Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch!
Damn suga! slow down!.!.Im diabetic!
Are you dead or alive!? "Why" Because my religion says only the dead can be angels!.
You're so hot, you're making my beer warm!.
If you were a pill I'd overdose!.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile!.
If you go to a play, after it is over ask "Want to leave and see the second act!?"
I think you got a little food on your lip!.!. here let me lick it off for you!.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had!?) none!.
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty"
Do you have the time!.!.cause I’ve got the place!!
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss!? [Is it really your birthday!?] No, but how about a kiss anyway!?
Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk!?"
Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook!.
Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face!.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction!.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice!.
Baby whatever your serving you better give me a double!.
Girl you like a side of good god wrapped up in have mercy would a side of mmmm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue!.
You smell lets go take a shower!.
Hey honey, when are you gonna let me cook dinner for you!?
He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips!." She says, "Bet's on!." He kisses her then says, "I lost!."
When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven!.
Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine!?
Do you drink a lot of Snapple!? Because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth!.
Are you related to the sun!?!.!.!.Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Are you on America's most wanted!? Cause you're at the top of my list!.
mmm, mmm!.!.!.You got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pound bags of finely packed sugar!.!.!.!.and wouldn't you know!.!.!.I got me a sweet tooth!
You come on strong like a garlic milkshake!.
I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too!.
oh and matt w!., you got it wrong!. its i love evry bone in your body, especially mine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Girl: What!?
Boy: when you fell from heaven!.
Is that the sun coming up!.!.!. or is that just you lighting up my world!?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get!.
Do you want to make millions!? millions of babies!
Hi, have you got a boyfriend!? (if no,) Are you taking applications!?
My love for you is like the universe!.!.!.neverending!!
Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me!.
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you!.
guy:what's on your face!?!?
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard!.
Hey, your name is sexy, right!?
Is that top felt!? [No] Would you like it to be!?
Hey, how’s it going!? Do you see my friend over there!? He wants to know if you think I’m cute!.
Are you Pentacostal!? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you!.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun!.
Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you!.
Would you excuse me a sec!? I have to return this map that I borrowed!.
(where does it lead!?)
The seat next to yours!.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries!? (why!?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up!.
Whisper in her ear and say, "wanna feel pretty tonight!?"
Baby, I'm like Taco Bell!.!.!.I'll spice up your night!.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year!.!.together!.!.and laughing!?
You are so hot you make the windows fog!.
Some say there are 7 wonders in the world!.
Some say there are more!. Some say everything in life is a wonder!. But to me, There is only one!.!.!.!.You!
Guy: Excuse me, can you step into the light over there!?
Girl: Why!?
Guy:So I can check you out
As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it say: There's the exit, will you go out with me!?
I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you!.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you!.
You've got something on your back! (what!?) Angel wings!
You've go something on you head!. (what!?) A halo!.
I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long!
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk!.
"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped!?"
Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch!
Damn suga! slow down!.!.Im diabetic!
Are you dead or alive!? "Why" Because my religion says only the dead can be angels!.
You're so hot, you're making my beer warm!.
If you were a pill I'd overdose!.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile!.
If you go to a play, after it is over ask "Want to leave and see the second act!?"
I think you got a little food on your lip!.!. here let me lick it off for you!.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had!?) none!.
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty"
Do you have the time!.!.cause I’ve got the place!!
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss!? [Is it really your birthday!?] No, but how about a kiss anyway!?
Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk!?"
Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook!.
Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face!.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction!.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice!.
Baby whatever your serving you better give me a double!.
Girl you like a side of good god wrapped up in have mercy would a side of mmmm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue!.
You smell lets go take a shower!.
Hey honey, when are you gonna let me cook dinner for you!?
He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips!." She says, "Bet's on!." He kisses her then says, "I lost!."
When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven!.
Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine!?
Do you drink a lot of Snapple!? Because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth!.
Are you related to the sun!?!.!.!.Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Are you on America's most wanted!? Cause you're at the top of my list!.
mmm, mmm!.!.!.You got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pound bags of finely packed sugar!.!.!.!.and wouldn't you know!.!.!.I got me a sweet tooth!
You come on strong like a garlic milkshake!.
I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too!.
oh and matt w!., you got it wrong!. its i love evry bone in your body, especially mine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is my favorite!.!.!.
make sure your wearing a watch!.!.!.
Him-See this watch!.!.!.It talks to me!.!.!.it tells me secrets!.!.!.(hold watch up to your ear) Whats that!? My watch tells me that your not wearing any underwear!.!.!.is that true!?
Her-No, I'm wearing underwear!.!.!.!.
Him-What the!.!.!.(check watch) Oh!.!.!.!.Its an hour fast!.
(meaning in an hour he expects she won't be wearing any underwear)Www@Enter-QA@Com
make sure your wearing a watch!.!.!.
Him-See this watch!.!.!.It talks to me!.!.!.it tells me secrets!.!.!.(hold watch up to your ear) Whats that!? My watch tells me that your not wearing any underwear!.!.!.is that true!?
Her-No, I'm wearing underwear!.!.!.!.
Him-What the!.!.!.(check watch) Oh!.!.!.!.Its an hour fast!.
(meaning in an hour he expects she won't be wearing any underwear)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous!.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did!.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out!.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else!.
If I followed you home, would you keep me!?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me!?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again!?
I lost my number, can I have yours!?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Hey are you wearing space pants because your *** is out of this world
Do you work at subway!?!?!? because you just gave me a footlong!!!
are you from Tennessee!? because your the only ten i see!!!
You have 206 bones in your body!. Do you want another one!?
Hey i really wanna do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breathe hard……so…!.!.wanna go running!?
do you do karate!? cause your body is kickin!
is your dad a baker, because you got hot bunns
Guy: My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear!. Girl: I do Guy: Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
I may not be mr!. right, but i’ll do you till he shows up!.
do you want to be my dirty little secret!?
step away from the bar please, your melting all the ice!.
My love for you is like diarrea, I can’t hold it in!.
Did you get those jeans on sale!? Because at my house their 100% off!.
YOur Dad must have been a TERRORIST…!.because you’re the BOMB
1!. i wish u where a screen door so i could slam u all day long!.
lets do math add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!.
Did you have lucky charms this morning!? Because you are looking magically delicious!.
The word of the day is ‘legs’!. Now lets go back to your place and spread the word!.
you must be good at math, cuz u just solved all my problems!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did!.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out!.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else!.
If I followed you home, would you keep me!?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me!?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again!?
I lost my number, can I have yours!?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Hey are you wearing space pants because your *** is out of this world
Do you work at subway!?!?!? because you just gave me a footlong!!!
are you from Tennessee!? because your the only ten i see!!!
You have 206 bones in your body!. Do you want another one!?
Hey i really wanna do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breathe hard……so…!.!.wanna go running!?
do you do karate!? cause your body is kickin!
is your dad a baker, because you got hot bunns
Guy: My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear!. Girl: I do Guy: Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
I may not be mr!. right, but i’ll do you till he shows up!.
do you want to be my dirty little secret!?
step away from the bar please, your melting all the ice!.
My love for you is like diarrea, I can’t hold it in!.
Did you get those jeans on sale!? Because at my house their 100% off!.
YOur Dad must have been a TERRORIST…!.because you’re the BOMB
1!. i wish u where a screen door so i could slam u all day long!.
lets do math add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!.
Did you have lucky charms this morning!? Because you are looking magically delicious!.
The word of the day is ‘legs’!. Now lets go back to your place and spread the word!.
you must be good at math, cuz u just solved all my problems!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you know what would look good on you!? me
wanna play house!? you can be the door and i'll slam you
lets make like a fabric softner and snuggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
wanna play house!? you can be the door and i'll slam you
lets make like a fabric softner and snuggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
OKay, your at a dance and you say
"May I have this dance!?"
She says no
you say
"OH, sorry honey you missunderstood me I said you look fat in those pants!."
hehe!. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"May I have this dance!?"
She says no
you say
"OH, sorry honey you missunderstood me I said you look fat in those pants!."
hehe!. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Girl, you must be tired!. Cuz you've been running through my mind ALL day!. (Think Will Smith on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love every muscle in your body
especially mine XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
especially mine XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
if i could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I togetherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Darling, I wish you were my homework so I could slap you down and do you all day LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, is it hott in here, or is it just youu!.!.
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Did you just fart!? Cause you just blew me away!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Are you from heaven!? Because I have an erection!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
You Smell Good :)Www@Enter-QA@Com