Do you know the MUFFIN MAN?!?!
Question: Do you know the MUFFIN MAN!?!!?
From the existence of man-kind, we've always wanted to know, WHO IS THE MUFFIN MAN!?! If you're out there tell me about him or if you know him, TELL ME HIS LIFE STORY!!!
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Answers:
Well the Muffin Man was born on September 12th 1932!. His father was the Ice Cream Man and his Mom was Mrs!. Butter's Worth!. In future time he came on to become a baker but was later arrested for being baked at a Pee Wee Soccer game screaming "Watch Out For Hitler!!!!" 2 Days Later Hitler did his bad things!.
Well during his time in prison he made a promise to his inmate Ginger Bread Man, that when Muffin Man got out he would bake him a cake as fast as he can with a nail file!. 2 years later the Ginger Bread Man escaped saying these exact words "You Can't Catch Me, I'm the Ginger Bread Man"
That same year he had his delivery women "Red Ridding Hood" deliver goods to Grandma, but on the way she was rapped by Big Bad Wolf who was later murdered by The Woodsmen!. After the incident Riding Hood sued Muffin Man for sending her to a dangerous area but charges were dropped due to the fact that the Muffin Man was new to the Neighborhood, because of this controversy he moved to Dreary Lane, Ohio!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well during his time in prison he made a promise to his inmate Ginger Bread Man, that when Muffin Man got out he would bake him a cake as fast as he can with a nail file!. 2 years later the Ginger Bread Man escaped saying these exact words "You Can't Catch Me, I'm the Ginger Bread Man"
That same year he had his delivery women "Red Ridding Hood" deliver goods to Grandma, but on the way she was rapped by Big Bad Wolf who was later murdered by The Woodsmen!. After the incident Riding Hood sued Muffin Man for sending her to a dangerous area but charges were dropped due to the fact that the Muffin Man was new to the Neighborhood, because of this controversy he moved to Dreary Lane, Ohio!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its a song:
As with many traditional songs, there are regional variations in wording!. Another popular version substitutes Cherry Lane for Drury Lane!. The Young Lady's Book, published in 1888, describes the song as a game:
The first player turns to the one next her [[[sic]]], and to some sing-song tune exclaims:
"Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man!?
Do you know the muffin man, who lives in Drury Lane!?"
The person addressed replies to the same tune:
"Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man;
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, who lives in Drury Lane!."
Upon this they both exclaim:
"Then two of us know the muffin man, the muffin man," &c!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As with many traditional songs, there are regional variations in wording!. Another popular version substitutes Cherry Lane for Drury Lane!. The Young Lady's Book, published in 1888, describes the song as a game:
The first player turns to the one next her [[[sic]]], and to some sing-song tune exclaims:
"Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man!?
Do you know the muffin man, who lives in Drury Lane!?"
The person addressed replies to the same tune:
"Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man;
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, who lives in Drury Lane!."
Upon this they both exclaim:
"Then two of us know the muffin man, the muffin man," &c!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok this is 100% true
the muffin man was oringinally a man named marbawlss putchankah
he is from sweden!.
He was famous for making muffins hence the name!.
But he would only make them for his sick step aunt in law
but then she died due to gharnarea,syphalis,and other sex dieses(like you probably will)
so then he refused to make anymore muffins and then he changed his name and evacuated to the north pole to have sex with santa :)
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the muffin man was oringinally a man named marbawlss putchankah
he is from sweden!.
He was famous for making muffins hence the name!.
But he would only make them for his sick step aunt in law
but then she died due to gharnarea,syphalis,and other sex dieses(like you probably will)
so then he refused to make anymore muffins and then he changed his name and evacuated to the north pole to have sex with santa :)
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Don't get involved with THAT family!.!.!.!.!.!.yikes!. His brother is the Pillsbury DoughBoy!. They all play around in that family!. Muffin Man was rumored to go out with Betty Crocker back in the days when she was Quick & Easy, no one is sure but Muffin Man ended up fathering at least one kid with Sara Lee !.!.!.!.on the side! Very weird child, Jack!. Jack took on the last name Daniels to get away from his family noteriety!. Stay away from this group!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The muffin man is the nasty spirit who lives in your pillow and slowly, so very slowly, eats away your brain!.It all starts when you begin putting your teeth under your pillow for money and the tooth fairy tells the muffin man, and then, oops, I wasn't supposed to say that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm holding him for ransom in my pantry!. I do hereby demand 500 boxes of Twinkies, a house in Vancouver, and someone has to make Franco American bring back the mac and cheese in a can!.
I will eat one of his blueberries every hour until my demands are met!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will eat one of his blueberries every hour until my demands are met!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohhh my i do know the muffin man very well actually!.
he lives in my basement!! and he works at the local shop rite!. he loves long walks on the beach, sunset dinners, making cookies, and is currently single!.
his number is
1800-get-realWww@Enter-QA@Com
he lives in my basement!! and he works at the local shop rite!. he loves long walks on the beach, sunset dinners, making cookies, and is currently single!.
his number is
1800-get-realWww@Enter-QA@Com
The muffin man is a cold blooded murder his real name is John Dolf every body who walks in to his bakery he kills them by suffocating the poor costumer he had to change his name to the muffin man how do I know this I am a survivorWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've never met the muffin man, regrettably!. However, I am dating his great-great-grandnephew- the Cupcake Kid!. He's a total hottie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=8CGO9I8rm!.!.!.
this will explain everything i promiseWww@Enter-QA@Com
this will explain everything i promiseWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's just an old english song created probobley about a baker!. This fabled man must've lived on Drury lane which i bet there is such a street!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I used to know the Muffin man!.!. and omg! He sure knew his ways around my muffin!.
But, I dumped him for the Money man, and now my muffin is so lonely =[
XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
But, I dumped him for the Money man, and now my muffin is so lonely =[
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the muffin man !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
um yeah
me and the muffin man are best friends!.
he lives on Drury Lane
go visit him,he'll bake you a fresh batch of muffinsWww@Enter-QA@Com
me and the muffin man are best friends!.
he lives on Drury Lane
go visit him,he'll bake you a fresh batch of muffinsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I really this question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Noone knows who the Muffin Man is!.!.!.!.!.Calm down,girl! ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
he is in the witness protection man for runin over the gingerbread man while drunk driving lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
a man named george bushWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who doesn't know the muffin man!!? xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
uh ya!! who doesntWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes! he lives on dreary lane!Www@Enter-QA@Com
are u currently on any kind of medication!? cause u should be!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.are you all right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
my uncle is the muffin man!. hes prettty fun!. he makes awesome blueberry muffins!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HE'S MY BFF JILL =D I HANG OUT WITH HIM LIKE EVERYDAY CAUSE HE'S PIMPIN'Www@Enter-QA@Com