Bar Joke--star if you think it's funny! ?!
Question: Bar Joke--star if you think it's funny! !?
A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder!. He sits down at the bar!. The bartender walks up!.
"What`s in the bag!?", asks the bartender!. The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a miniature grand piano, a small bench and a 12 inch tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails!. The 12 inch tall man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven!. "That`s amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief!. "Where did he come from!?"!.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp!. "Rub the lamp" he says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender!. The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag!. Out pops an old, wrinkled genie!. "I grant you one wish" he says to the bartender!. "I want a million bucks!" says the bartender!. "Done" says the genie!. The genie disappears back into the lamp!. Moments pass!. Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof!. Then another!.!.!.!.and another!. They appear on the bar stools!.!.!.on the tables!.!.!.on the Budweiser sign on the wall!. POOF!.!.!.POOF!.!.!.POOF!. Thousands!.!.!.tens of thousands of ducks begin to fill the bar! "Christ!" shouts the bartender!. "I didn't`t say ducks!" he yells, "I said bucks!"!. The man at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What`s in the bag!?", asks the bartender!. The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a miniature grand piano, a small bench and a 12 inch tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails!. The 12 inch tall man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven!. "That`s amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief!. "Where did he come from!?"!.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp!. "Rub the lamp" he says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender!. The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag!. Out pops an old, wrinkled genie!. "I grant you one wish" he says to the bartender!. "I want a million bucks!" says the bartender!. "Done" says the genie!. The genie disappears back into the lamp!. Moments pass!. Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof!. Then another!.!.!.!.and another!. They appear on the bar stools!.!.!.on the tables!.!.!.on the Budweiser sign on the wall!. POOF!.!.!.POOF!.!.!.POOF!. Thousands!.!.!.tens of thousands of ducks begin to fill the bar! "Christ!" shouts the bartender!. "I didn't`t say ducks!" he yells, "I said bucks!"!. The man at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That is by far the best bar joke I have read!. You made my day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad!.
This horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face!?"
or: These three guys walked into a bar!. You'd think one of them would have seen it!
and my fave: This grasshopper walks into a bar and the barman says "Hey, we have got a drink named after you!" and the grasshopper says "What, Trevor!?!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
This horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face!?"
or: These three guys walked into a bar!. You'd think one of them would have seen it!
and my fave: This grasshopper walks into a bar and the barman says "Hey, we have got a drink named after you!" and the grasshopper says "What, Trevor!?!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
mmmm, not so much!.
How about this one!. A mushroom walks into a bar!. The bartender says "we don't serve mushrooms here!." The mushroom says "why not!? I'm a Fun GI" LOVE THAT ONE!!! HeheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
How about this one!. A mushroom walks into a bar!. The bartender says "we don't serve mushrooms here!." The mushroom says "why not!? I'm a Fun GI" LOVE THAT ONE!!! HeheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
a twelve inch 'pianist' is kinda gross!. rather amusing otherwise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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roflWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Whooo! Star for you! I laughed out loud!. Good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
naughty! naugthy! but i needed a good laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com