Make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: Make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Answers:
A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work!.
The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch!.
Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is already in there!.
The little boy says, "Dark in here!."
The man says, "Yes, it is!."
Boy: "I have a baseball!."
Man: "That's nice!."
Boy: "Want to buy it!?"
Man: "No, thanks!."
Boy: "My Dad's outside!."
Man: "OK, how much!?"
Boy: "$250!."
Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the
lover find themselves in the closet again!.
Boy: "Dark in here!."
Man: "Yes, it is!."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove!."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much!?"
Boy: "$750!."
Man: "Sold!."
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch!."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove!."
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for!?"
Boy: "$1,000!."
The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your friends like
that!.!.!.that is way more than those two things cost!.
I'm taking you to church, to confession"!.
In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to
the confessional and closes the door!.
The boy says, "Dark in here!."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again; you're in my closet now!."
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve!.
They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven!. On entering, they are told that they must present something with a flavor in order to get in!.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family's Christmas tree!. He is allowed entry to Heaven!.
The second man offers a bow and some ribbon, from presents that were opened earlier that evening!. He too is allowed entry to Heaven!.
The third man reaches into his pocket and produces a pair of panties!.
Confused at the man's gesture, St!. Peter asks, "How do panties represent Christmas!?"
The man replies, "Oh, they're Carol's!."
6 Truths of life:!?
1!. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue!.
2!. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it!.
3!. The first truth is a lie
4!. You're smiling now, because your an idiot!.
5!. You will soon forward this to another idiot!.
6!. there's still a stupid smile on your face!!
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years!? Well, they're gone!." "No more headaches!?" the husband asks, "What happened!?" His wife replies, "Norma referred me to a hypnotist!. He told me
to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not Have a Headache I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache'!." "It Worked! The headaches are all gone!."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful!. “His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last few years!. Why don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that!?" The husband agrees to try it
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom!. He Puts her on The bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back!.!." He goes into The Bathroom and comes back!. A few minutes later and
jumps into bed And makes Passionate love to his wife like never before!. His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back!." He goes Back Into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than The First time!. The wife sits up and her head is spinning Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back!." With That, He goes back in the bathroom!. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, She sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
"She's not my Wife!. She's Not my wife!. She's not my wife!.!.!."
His funeral service will be held on Friday
A man was driving his wife home after a night out when they stopped by the police!.
"Did you know you were speeding, sir!?" asked the officer!.
"No, I had no idea that I was speeding!." replied the driver!.
"Of course you were," interrupted the wife!. "You're always speeding!."
The officer looked at the rear of the vehicle!. "And did you know your brake light is broken, sir!?"
"No, I had no idea that it was broken!." replied the driver!.
Again the wife interrupted!. "Of course you knew it was broken!. You're always saying you'll get it repaired, but you never have!."
The officer began to sympathize with the driver!. "Does she always talk to you like this!?"
"Only when he's drunk!." said the wife!.
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods!. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace!.
Little Johnny found this so interesting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his motherWww@Enter-QA@Com
work!.
The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch!.
Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is already in there!.
The little boy says, "Dark in here!."
The man says, "Yes, it is!."
Boy: "I have a baseball!."
Man: "That's nice!."
Boy: "Want to buy it!?"
Man: "No, thanks!."
Boy: "My Dad's outside!."
Man: "OK, how much!?"
Boy: "$250!."
Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the
lover find themselves in the closet again!.
Boy: "Dark in here!."
Man: "Yes, it is!."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove!."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much!?"
Boy: "$750!."
Man: "Sold!."
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch!."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove!."
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for!?"
Boy: "$1,000!."
The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your friends like
that!.!.!.that is way more than those two things cost!.
I'm taking you to church, to confession"!.
In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to
the confessional and closes the door!.
The boy says, "Dark in here!."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again; you're in my closet now!."
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve!.
They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven!. On entering, they are told that they must present something with a flavor in order to get in!.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family's Christmas tree!. He is allowed entry to Heaven!.
The second man offers a bow and some ribbon, from presents that were opened earlier that evening!. He too is allowed entry to Heaven!.
The third man reaches into his pocket and produces a pair of panties!.
Confused at the man's gesture, St!. Peter asks, "How do panties represent Christmas!?"
The man replies, "Oh, they're Carol's!."
6 Truths of life:!?
1!. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue!.
2!. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it!.
3!. The first truth is a lie
4!. You're smiling now, because your an idiot!.
5!. You will soon forward this to another idiot!.
6!. there's still a stupid smile on your face!!
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years!? Well, they're gone!." "No more headaches!?" the husband asks, "What happened!?" His wife replies, "Norma referred me to a hypnotist!. He told me
to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not Have a Headache I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache'!." "It Worked! The headaches are all gone!."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful!. “His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last few years!. Why don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that!?" The husband agrees to try it
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom!. He Puts her on The bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back!.!." He goes into The Bathroom and comes back!. A few minutes later and
jumps into bed And makes Passionate love to his wife like never before!. His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back!." He goes Back Into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than The First time!. The wife sits up and her head is spinning Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back!." With That, He goes back in the bathroom!. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, She sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
"She's not my Wife!. She's Not my wife!. She's not my wife!.!.!."
His funeral service will be held on Friday
A man was driving his wife home after a night out when they stopped by the police!.
"Did you know you were speeding, sir!?" asked the officer!.
"No, I had no idea that I was speeding!." replied the driver!.
"Of course you were," interrupted the wife!. "You're always speeding!."
The officer looked at the rear of the vehicle!. "And did you know your brake light is broken, sir!?"
"No, I had no idea that it was broken!." replied the driver!.
Again the wife interrupted!. "Of course you knew it was broken!. You're always saying you'll get it repaired, but you never have!."
The officer began to sympathize with the driver!. "Does she always talk to you like this!?"
"Only when he's drunk!." said the wife!.
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods!. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace!.
Little Johnny found this so interesting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his motherWww@Enter-QA@Com
1) This young boy walks in on his parents having sex and gets pissed!. His father however just laughed at him, so the the boy walks down the hall into his grandma's room and starts having sex with her!. His father walks in to check on him and sees what's going on, and yells, hey man WTF!. Then the son says uh hun you see it's not so funny when it's your mama is it!?
2) There was this sailor and this soldier that had both died in a war at the same time and they both arrived in Heaven at the same time!. St!. Peter came and gave both of them their wings, but he warned them that if at any given time they had any inappropriate or unclean thoughts, their wings would automatically fall off!. Just as they had put their wings on, this beautiful angel shimmed passed them with a nice smile and smellying real flesh and clean, and the soldiers wings fell right off!. Then when the soldier bent over to pick up his wings, the sailors wings fell off!.
3) There was this stripper at this bar who was notorious for her split that she did at the end of each of her acts!. One day she got ready to do her act, and right before she went on stage, a cat (guy) spilled a drink on stage and it didn't get mopped up too well!. So this time when she got ready to do her split, she lost her balance and hit the floor so hard that it took two hours and forty five minutes to break the suction!. You should have heard the round of applauses she got when she hit that floor (LOL)!.
4) There was this couple that had been married for ten years, and for their tenth year anniversary they decided to go back to the same hotel they were in ten years ago for their honeymoon!. They went back to the hotel and even got in the same hotel room they were in when they honeymooned!.They drunk champaigne and everything was just perfect just as it was ten years ago when they got married!. They where starring at each other from across the room in their robes, then they took the robes off!. At a given signal they ran towards each other, but since they had been drinking all that champaigne they missed each other and the cat flew right out the window like two flights down!. The bell man came rushing outside because he heard all this noise!. The man says get me something to cover myself with i'm naked here I need to walk through the lobby so that I could get back up to my room!. The bell man says you don't need nothing to cover yourself with, if you want to get back to your room, you can just walk on through the lobby because ain't nobody in the lobby!. The mans says what you mean ain't nobody in the lobby, the bell man says ain't nobody in the lobby because everybody left to go upstairs to watch 'em take this chick off the door knob!.
5) A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room!. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b---s who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b---s who are getting on, get your --ses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks!." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house!. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS!. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language!." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train!. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you!. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one!. We hope you will ride with us again soon!." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat!. Remember, there is no smoking on the train!. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today!." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the --*ch in the kitchen!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) There was this sailor and this soldier that had both died in a war at the same time and they both arrived in Heaven at the same time!. St!. Peter came and gave both of them their wings, but he warned them that if at any given time they had any inappropriate or unclean thoughts, their wings would automatically fall off!. Just as they had put their wings on, this beautiful angel shimmed passed them with a nice smile and smellying real flesh and clean, and the soldiers wings fell right off!. Then when the soldier bent over to pick up his wings, the sailors wings fell off!.
3) There was this stripper at this bar who was notorious for her split that she did at the end of each of her acts!. One day she got ready to do her act, and right before she went on stage, a cat (guy) spilled a drink on stage and it didn't get mopped up too well!. So this time when she got ready to do her split, she lost her balance and hit the floor so hard that it took two hours and forty five minutes to break the suction!. You should have heard the round of applauses she got when she hit that floor (LOL)!.
4) There was this couple that had been married for ten years, and for their tenth year anniversary they decided to go back to the same hotel they were in ten years ago for their honeymoon!. They went back to the hotel and even got in the same hotel room they were in when they honeymooned!.They drunk champaigne and everything was just perfect just as it was ten years ago when they got married!. They where starring at each other from across the room in their robes, then they took the robes off!. At a given signal they ran towards each other, but since they had been drinking all that champaigne they missed each other and the cat flew right out the window like two flights down!. The bell man came rushing outside because he heard all this noise!. The man says get me something to cover myself with i'm naked here I need to walk through the lobby so that I could get back up to my room!. The bell man says you don't need nothing to cover yourself with, if you want to get back to your room, you can just walk on through the lobby because ain't nobody in the lobby!. The mans says what you mean ain't nobody in the lobby, the bell man says ain't nobody in the lobby because everybody left to go upstairs to watch 'em take this chick off the door knob!.
5) A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room!. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b---s who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b---s who are getting on, get your --ses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks!." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house!. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS!. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language!." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train!. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you!. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one!. We hope you will ride with us again soon!." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat!. Remember, there is no smoking on the train!. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today!." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the --*ch in the kitchen!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Bad Day
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy!. Goodbye Grampa!."
Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it!. The next day, the Grandfather died!.
A month later the father heard his sonny saying prayers again: "God bless Mommy!. God bless Daddy!. Goodbye Grammy!." The next day the grandmother died!. Well, the father was getting more than a little woried about the whole situation!.
One week later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers!. "God Bless Mommy!. Good bye Daddy!."
This nearly gave the father a heart attack!. He didn't say anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic!. He stayed all through lunch and dinner!. Finally after midnight he went home!. He was still alive! When he got home he appologised to his wife!. "I am sorry Honey!. I had a very bad day at work today!."
"You think you've had a bad day!? YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY!!?" the wife yelled, "The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy!. Goodbye Grampa!."
Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it!. The next day, the Grandfather died!.
A month later the father heard his sonny saying prayers again: "God bless Mommy!. God bless Daddy!. Goodbye Grammy!." The next day the grandmother died!. Well, the father was getting more than a little woried about the whole situation!.
One week later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers!. "God Bless Mommy!. Good bye Daddy!."
This nearly gave the father a heart attack!. He didn't say anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic!. He stayed all through lunch and dinner!. Finally after midnight he went home!. He was still alive! When he got home he appologised to his wife!. "I am sorry Honey!. I had a very bad day at work today!."
"You think you've had a bad day!? YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY!!?" the wife yelled, "The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
So three guys went on a plain!. One has blond hair, one was a red head and the other had black hair!. They were flying until the blond dropped a coin!. They asked;
"Why did you drop a coin!?"
The blond replied saying "Because my country has to much of it!.
So then the black haired guy drops a diamond
They ask "Why did you drop a diamond!?"
"Because my country has to much of it"!.
So the third guy drops a bomb!.
They ask "Why did you drop a bomb!?"
"Because my country has to much of it!."
So they get off the plain to see a woman crying!. They ask, "Why are you crying Ms!?"
"Because a coin dropped on my husbands head and now were rich!"
So they continue walking to see another woman crying!. They ask, "Why are you crying!?"
"Because a diamond dropped on my husbands head and now where rich!"
So then they continue walking!. They see a kid laughing!.
They ask "Why are you laughing!?"
"Because my dad farted and the house blew up"
If that doesn't work, try watching this;
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=5tHH1wUDc!.!.!.
That Always makes me laugh!. xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Why did you drop a coin!?"
The blond replied saying "Because my country has to much of it!.
So then the black haired guy drops a diamond
They ask "Why did you drop a diamond!?"
"Because my country has to much of it"!.
So the third guy drops a bomb!.
They ask "Why did you drop a bomb!?"
"Because my country has to much of it!."
So they get off the plain to see a woman crying!. They ask, "Why are you crying Ms!?"
"Because a coin dropped on my husbands head and now were rich!"
So they continue walking to see another woman crying!. They ask, "Why are you crying!?"
"Because a diamond dropped on my husbands head and now where rich!"
So then they continue walking!. They see a kid laughing!.
They ask "Why are you laughing!?"
"Because my dad farted and the house blew up"
If that doesn't work, try watching this;
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=5tHH1wUDc!.!.!.
That Always makes me laugh!. xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=8430IMQI4!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=kTFZyl7hf!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=kTFZyl7hf!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I booked into a hotel and said to the blond receptionist, 'I hope the
porn channel in my room is disabled!.
''No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
porn channel in my room is disabled!.
''No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
put in ' funny laugh' in youtube, too funny !Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=2kwOFUjYV!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What does DNA stand for!?
National Dyslexic AssociationWww@Enter-QA@Com
National Dyslexic AssociationWww@Enter-QA@Com
You don't need me, Babe!.!.!.!.look in the mirror!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What does love stand for!?
L=loss
O=of
V=vital
E=energyWww@Enter-QA@Com
L=loss
O=of
V=vital
E=energyWww@Enter-QA@Com