The person who makes me laugh alot will be gifted with 10 points!?!
Question: The person who makes me laugh alot will be gifted with 10 points!!?
Answers:
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner!.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted!.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday!.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker!.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home!.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
his birthday!.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did!.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last
year!.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this
year!.
Then write a letter to krishna and tell him why you deserve a bike for
your birthday!.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
krishna a letter!.
**************
Letter 1
Dear krishna,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday!.
I want a red one!.
Your friend,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew that this wasn't true!. He had not been a very good boy this
year,
So he tore up the letter and started over!.
**************
Letter 2
Dear krishna,
This is your friend Bobby!. I have been a good boy this year and I
would like
A red bike for my birthday!. Thank you!.
Your friend,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either!. So, he tore up the letter and
started again!.
**************
Letter 3
Dear krishna,
I have been an OK boy this year!. I still would really like a bike for
my birthday!.
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to krishna either!. So, Bobby
wrote a fourth letter!.
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Letter 4
krishna,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year!. I am very sorry!.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday!.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him
a bike!.
Now, Bobby was very upset!. He went downstairs and told his mom that he
wanted to go to temple!.
Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad!.
Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him!.
Bobby walked down the street to the temple on the corner!.
Little Bobby went into the temple and up to the altar!.
He looked around to see if anyone was there!.
Bobby bent down and picked up the statue of Radha!.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the temple, down
the street, into the house, and up to his room!.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a
pen!.
Bobby began to write his letter to krishna!.
**************
Letter 5
krishna,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND!. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE!!!!!!
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His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted!.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday!.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker!.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home!.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
his birthday!.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did!.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last
year!.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this
year!.
Then write a letter to krishna and tell him why you deserve a bike for
your birthday!.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
krishna a letter!.
**************
Letter 1
Dear krishna,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday!.
I want a red one!.
Your friend,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew that this wasn't true!. He had not been a very good boy this
year,
So he tore up the letter and started over!.
**************
Letter 2
Dear krishna,
This is your friend Bobby!. I have been a good boy this year and I
would like
A red bike for my birthday!. Thank you!.
Your friend,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either!. So, he tore up the letter and
started again!.
**************
Letter 3
Dear krishna,
I have been an OK boy this year!. I still would really like a bike for
my birthday!.
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to krishna either!. So, Bobby
wrote a fourth letter!.
**************
Letter 4
krishna,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year!. I am very sorry!.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday!.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him
a bike!.
Now, Bobby was very upset!. He went downstairs and told his mom that he
wanted to go to temple!.
Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad!.
Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him!.
Bobby walked down the street to the temple on the corner!.
Little Bobby went into the temple and up to the altar!.
He looked around to see if anyone was there!.
Bobby bent down and picked up the statue of Radha!.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the temple, down
the street, into the house, and up to his room!.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a
pen!.
Bobby began to write his letter to krishna!.
**************
Letter 5
krishna,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND!. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE!!!!!!
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So this war vet goes into an interview for a job at a state agency and the interviewer asks if he has any disabilities, to which the vet replies "Yes, an I!.E!.D!. blew my nuts off!."
After thirty minutes of further questioning the interviewer decides to hire the vet and informs him that normal employment hours are 8-5 everyday, so the vet should come in around 10 o'clock!.
The vet asks "If the work day starts at 8, why do you want me to come in at 10" to which the interviewer replies "We usually spend the first two hours of the day scratching are balls!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After thirty minutes of further questioning the interviewer decides to hire the vet and informs him that normal employment hours are 8-5 everyday, so the vet should come in around 10 o'clock!.
The vet asks "If the work day starts at 8, why do you want me to come in at 10" to which the interviewer replies "We usually spend the first two hours of the day scratching are balls!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would try to make you laugh but I am just a pig farmer!. And not a good one, at that!. Have your ever tried planting pigs!? The darn things don't stay in the ground very good!.
The instructions said to fatten them up by feeding them corn, but I can't get them to open their mouths, they keep hitting me with their tails!. Who would ever thought pigs had tails so close to their mouths!? A friend told me that he thought I had them planted upside down!. You think!? I don't know much about farming!.
I can't do any good with pigs, so maybe I will try growing hogs!.
Then when they get nice and ripe, I can have them made into hamburgers!.
Last year I wanted to grow some chickens, so I planted some, but they all died!. Well, most of them did, but those that were still alive died when I tried pulling them out of the ground!. Popped their darn heads off!. Maybe I shouldn't of tied them to my truck bumper!. But I did that so that I could pull all of them out of the ground at the same time!.
My wife found out about my farming skills and she definetly doesn't want to have any kids!. She says she don't want me to try growing any kids, not at all, not even one!. I just don't understand her!.
There's plenty of room out here in my garden!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The instructions said to fatten them up by feeding them corn, but I can't get them to open their mouths, they keep hitting me with their tails!. Who would ever thought pigs had tails so close to their mouths!? A friend told me that he thought I had them planted upside down!. You think!? I don't know much about farming!.
I can't do any good with pigs, so maybe I will try growing hogs!.
Then when they get nice and ripe, I can have them made into hamburgers!.
Last year I wanted to grow some chickens, so I planted some, but they all died!. Well, most of them did, but those that were still alive died when I tried pulling them out of the ground!. Popped their darn heads off!. Maybe I shouldn't of tied them to my truck bumper!. But I did that so that I could pull all of them out of the ground at the same time!.
My wife found out about my farming skills and she definetly doesn't want to have any kids!. She says she don't want me to try growing any kids, not at all, not even one!. I just don't understand her!.
There's plenty of room out here in my garden!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok (lol)
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox!. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house!. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again!. Angrily, back into the house she went!.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever!.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong!?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident!. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived!.
"My God!" the trooper gasped!. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant!. Are you OK ma'am!?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped!.
"Well, how in the world did this happen!?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car!.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began!. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me!. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was !.!.!.!."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles!. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth!."
Blonde Logic
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.!.!.power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.car swamped, because top was down!.
September - The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October - Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox!. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house!. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again!. Angrily, back into the house she went!.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever!.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong!?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident!. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived!.
"My God!" the trooper gasped!. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant!. Are you OK ma'am!?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped!.
"Well, how in the world did this happen!?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car!.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began!. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me!. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was !.!.!.!."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles!. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth!."
Blonde Logic
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.!.!.power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.car swamped, because top was down!.
September - The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October - Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I ask mum a month ago to buy a box of new lipgloss, she say no!. So I ask if I could buy one coz I dont have any XD
A week after, I tried it on coz it was so bored I go to the toilet I try it and I accidently dropped the lip gloss that I always wanted down the toilet!. I know mum will get so mad at me so I flushed my only lipgloss!.
After all my mum found out XD
this is real btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
A week after, I tried it on coz it was so bored I go to the toilet I try it and I accidently dropped the lip gloss that I always wanted down the toilet!. I know mum will get so mad at me so I flushed my only lipgloss!.
After all my mum found out XD
this is real btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What did King Tut say when he was scared!?
A: "I want my Mummy!"
It was Rick's anniversary!.!.!.but he forgot!.!.!.and he forgot the present, too!. When he got home from work, his wife said "When I wake up tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in less than 5 seconds!"
When she woke up, she saw a small box in the driveway!. She opened it, confused!. It was a new bathroom scale!.
Please pray for Rick!. He hasn't been seen since his anniversary!.
Have A Nice Day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: "I want my Mummy!"
It was Rick's anniversary!.!.!.but he forgot!.!.!.and he forgot the present, too!. When he got home from work, his wife said "When I wake up tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in less than 5 seconds!"
When she woke up, she saw a small box in the driveway!. She opened it, confused!. It was a new bathroom scale!.
Please pray for Rick!. He hasn't been seen since his anniversary!.
Have A Nice Day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I ate poop last night!. Yah !. its nice!. My grandma gave me socks for xmas but kingkong walked at trees!. Sorry !.Cinderella , the bird watched phineas and ferb!. what the ef!?!?!? no cheese!?!? okay , yah , alright !. no no !. thats not right!. pencil!?!?!? pencil!?!?!? !. Poop!?!?!? Ow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ZEBRA! No lion !? Obama!? NO!?! the ef!?!? Stupid bra !. stupid zebra!. Obama!?!? No crap!. just fraps!? no !? Okay its official !. ASEANSWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q: You're stranded in a deserted island with Attila the Hun, Adolf Hitler, and a lawyer!. You have a revolver with two bullets!. What do you do!?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: Shoot the lawyer twice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
there is the pope, adolf hitler, micheal jackson and 30 kids on a sinking boat the pope said 'save the children' adolf hitler said '**** the children' and micheal jackson said 'ok'Www@Enter-QA@Com
try to get a big mirror and try to get naked then sitdown to that mirror and u will laugh!.!.!. hehehehe
im the 1st!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im the 1st!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe!.!.!.im gunna rule thaa world
MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHH!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHH!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I have no idea, I was to busy masterbating!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So what do you call a deer without eyes!?
ans!. I have no eye deer (i have no idea)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ans!. I have no eye deer (i have no idea)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know but the story about Bobby is hilarious! You should pick that one! LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
okey-dokeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man not fallen in love can't close his zip!. Why!?
cause=="Pyar bina 'chain' kaha re"Www@Enter-QA@Com
cause=="Pyar bina 'chain' kaha re"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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so, ok, a Baby Seal walks into a club!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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