Seasons Greetings - Rate 1 to 10?!
Question: Seasons Greetings - Rate 1 to 10!?
Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car!.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop!.
Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
'You get out and check - you were driving!. '
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead!.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Cherie!.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face!.
'My god, what happened to you!? 'asks Cherie!.
The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me!. '
'What on earth did you say!? 'asks Cherie!.
' I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop!.
Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
'You get out and check - you were driving!. '
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead!.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Cherie!.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face!.
'My god, what happened to you!? 'asks Cherie!.
The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me!. '
'What on earth did you say!? 'asks Cherie!.
' I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That is hilarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
10 ! love it llololololololWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! But thats mean!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.!.!. =(Www@Enter-QA@Com
goodWww@Enter-QA@Com