Could I tell this joke at church tomorrow without getting into trouble?!
Question: Could I tell this joke at church tomorrow without getting into trouble!?
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning!. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach!. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever song comes to your mind!.
The pastor shouted out "CROSS!." Immediately the congregation started singing unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS!."
The pastor hollered out "GRACE" The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound!."
The pastor said "POWER"The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD!."
The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell into total silence!. Everyone was in shock!. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything!.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing, " MEMORIES!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The pastor shouted out "CROSS!." Immediately the congregation started singing unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS!."
The pastor hollered out "GRACE" The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound!."
The pastor said "POWER"The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD!."
The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell into total silence!. Everyone was in shock!. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything!.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing, " MEMORIES!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Funny she should of sung precious memories!.!. That would of got em going!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A church service is in progress!. The preacher is delivering a real 'Fire and Brimstone' sermon!.
"One day" he bellows "Every man and woman in this parish will die, and on judgement day they must stand before Almighty God and answer for the sins they have committed in their lives!!"
A man at the back starts laughing!.
The preacher rounds on him!. He points his finger towards the man and roars "SO YOU FIND IT FUNNY THAT EVERY MAN AND WOMAN IN THIS PARISH WILL DIE AND FACE DIVINE JUDGEMENT, DO YOU!?!?!!"
The man says "I'm not from this parish"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"One day" he bellows "Every man and woman in this parish will die, and on judgement day they must stand before Almighty God and answer for the sins they have committed in their lives!!"
A man at the back starts laughing!.
The preacher rounds on him!. He points his finger towards the man and roars "SO YOU FIND IT FUNNY THAT EVERY MAN AND WOMAN IN THIS PARISH WILL DIE AND FACE DIVINE JUDGEMENT, DO YOU!?!?!!"
The man says "I'm not from this parish"Www@Enter-QA@Com
well it depends on who you say it to!. like i wouldn't say it to very religious people but people that like a good joke and people that might not get offended by the joke!.
I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY!!! I LAUGHED REALLY HARD!!
Sara<3Www@Enter-QA@Com
I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY!!! I LAUGHED REALLY HARD!!
Sara<3Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny, star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
sure it is soooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com