What's the lamest joke you've heard?!

Question: What's the lamest joke you've heard!?
Most Your Momma Jokes are lame as hell!. For instance!.!.!.!.!.

Your momma's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Your momma's so bald King Kong mistook her for a roll on deodorant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

His tumor is getting so big it's starting to look like a three-mer!.
I was going to be a cardiologist, but I didn't have the heart!.
I was going to be a psyciatrist, but I was afroid!.
I was going to be a docter, but I didn't have the patience!.
I was gonna be a baker, but I couldn't raise the dough!.
I was gonna have her bring you some chicken, but it was fowl!.

The epsode was about bad jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well, I was sitting near this little kindergartner and he was telling me a knock knock joke!. It was:
"Knock knock"
"Who's there!?"
"Orange who!?"
"I put an orange out the window!."

It was really dumb, but I laughed cause it was a little boy!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What has the head of a cat and the tail of a cat but isn't a cat!?

-A kitten

My little cousin told me that one out of a Mickey Mouse joke book!. HeheWww@Enter-QA@Com

why did the chicken cross the road

I dont know why!?

so it could dig a hole and bury itself

I know 4 year olds are so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lets see, um, Got it! Why did the man ride the horse ride backwards!?

To see where he's been!

**That makes no sense whatsoever**Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor!?

A:Where's my tractor!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

How do you make instant water!?
Just add water!.

Where does the general keep his army!?
In his sleevie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the chicken cross the road!?YOUR MOM! OOOOOOOOOO! I hate it when people do stuff like that its annoyingWww@Enter-QA@Com

knock knock
who's there!?
banana who!?
knock knock
who's there!?
banana who!?
knock knock
who's there!?
orange who!?
orange u glad i didn't say banana!?

How do you make an orange laugh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

why does the fan spin!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

so theres two muffins sittin in an oven!. one goes "hey its hot in here" the other goes "!.!.!. i know"Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call a sick bird that broke the law!?
an ill-eagle!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the chicken eat a poo, because he's a CHICKEN!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call a snale on a ship

a snaler !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

some one saying "Your face" or "Your mom"Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call a cute dog!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Your so ashy, your ashy to teh second degree"Www@Enter-QA@Com

knock knock
whose there
ya who
what are you on a roller coaster!?

i know you are but what am i!?

gah thats annoyingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why would the woodchucker chuck woodWww@Enter-QA@Com

True freedomWww@Enter-QA@Com

this oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

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