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One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out!.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne!.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me!."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples!. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face!. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in!. He was soon killed!.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes!. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy!. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed!.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing!? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it!. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

There was this woman who was desperate to meet a compANIon!.
She went to single bars, singles dances etc!., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her!. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr!. Chang!.
She asked Dr!. Chang, "Doctor, please help me find out what's wrong with me!"
So Dr!. Chang said, "Take off all yu cwothes!." So she did!. Then he said, "Now, get on yu hands and knees and crawl weal fas away frum me, den craw weal fas back to me!." So the young lady did!.
Dr!. Chang looked at her said, "I know what wong with yu!.!.!. Yu got weal bad case of Zachary disease!"
The lady asked, "What the heck is that!?!"
Dr!. Chang replied, "Dat's wen yu face lok zachary like yur butt"!

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