How do i make food out of nothing?!


Question: How do i make food out of nothing!?
i am in my dorm and effing hungry and i dont have any food!. there is nowhere to buy food and it is really cold!. why!? where is the food!? im going to eat this flyer that has a picture of a pizza on itWww@Enter-QA@Com


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You can take a dump in a bucket!. Pop it in the oven to sterilize it, and then have at it!.

If you don't have an oven, you could super heat it in the microwave!. But only do this as a last resort, as this spoils the flavor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

go buy ramen there cheap or go make friends with sum1 who does have food around u but dont tell them that!. then when u get to know them well ask them for some food!. just be like hey man!!lokk im kinda hungry and i dont have money the food here stinks can u give me some of your!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

drink a ton of water and try to go to bed while the water takes away some of the hunger pain!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you have a computer with internet, and yet!.!. no food!?

interesting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Go to sleep and the hunger will wait until morning!. Sorry my mouth is full with butter popcorn!. Oh wait I dropped my apple pie, okay false alarm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Eat the burger king ones!.!.mmmmmmmmWww@Enter-QA@Com

go to someone's dorm room and ask them for food!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sucks to be you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

well go steal some1 elsesWww@Enter-QA@Com

nibble on your arm :)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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