The cowboy without a horse?!
Question: The cowboy without a horse!?
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink!. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers!. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen!.
He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling!. "Who stole my horse!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness!.
No one answered!.
"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly!.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town!.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas!?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling!. "Who stole my horse!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness!.
No one answered!.
"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly!.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town!.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas!?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Cowboy in a Gay Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar!. "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink!."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your pinis!?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that!. All I want is a drink!."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your pinis!. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It!.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'!."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over!. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours!?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX"!.
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex!?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours!?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One!."
Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately!?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY!.!.!. Like A Rock!" And gives a wink!.
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his ! manhood!. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'SECRET!.' Now give me a beer!."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret!?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar!. "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink!."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your pinis!?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that!. All I want is a drink!."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your pinis!. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It!.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'!."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over!. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours!?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX"!.
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex!?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours!?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One!."
Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately!?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY!.!.!. Like A Rock!" And gives a wink!.
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his ! manhood!. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'SECRET!.' Now give me a beer!."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret!?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
every one thought he killed someone for stilling his horse in texas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who stole the horse!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Dude, he had to /walk/ home!?
-quivers in fear while teeth chatter-
COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST SHOT SOMEONE!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude, he had to /walk/ home!?
-quivers in fear while teeth chatter-
COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST SHOT SOMEONE!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com