What our some cheesey pick-up lines?!

Question: What our some cheesey pick-up lines!?
Are you Jamaican!? Because you're Jamaican me crazy!

Am I dead, Angel!? Cause this must be heaven!

Baby, somebody better call God, coz he's missing an angel!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart!.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off!?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room!.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

how do you like your eggs!? scrambled!.!. or fertilized!?

your parents must be terrorists!.!.!. because youre the BOMB!

your parents must be retarted!.!.!. because youre SPECIAL

if you left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was xmas, id visit you in between holidays

i may not be fred flinstone!.!.!. but i sure can make your bed rock

your dad must be a thief!.!.because he stole the thunder in the skies and put them in your thighs!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I forgot my phone number, will you give me yours!.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you!?
Nice dress, it would look better on the floor next to my bed!.
I may not look good now, but I am drinking milk!.
You may not look good now, but I am drinking beer!.
Nice shoes, want to screw!?
Is your daddy a terrorist, because you are the bomb!.
Can I borrow a quarter!? Because my mom said to call her when I met the woman of my dreams!.
Are you tired!? Because, you've been running through my mind all night!.
(Lick your finger and touch her shirt!.) Say, "Why don't you come over to my house, so we can get you out of those wet cloths!.
Screw me if I am wrong, but don't you want to kiss me!?
You charge how much!?
I am not Fred Flintstone, but I really want to make your bed rock!.
Excuse me, but you are really making me horny!.
Excuse me, but you are really making me hard (Or wet)!.
Do you want to come to my house, get a pizza and screw!? (No thanks!.) What's the matter, don't you like pizza!?
Would you fancy a dance!? (No!.) I don't think you heard me, I said you look fat in them pants!
I bet you $5!.00, my penis tastes like Vanilla Ice Cream!. But there is only one way to find out!.
Excuse me, are those Double D's!? They look nice!
Just take me right here on the floor honey!
Whips, chains, hand cuffs, hot tub, you and me, my place, any questions!?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again!?
Do you believe in sex before marriage!? If yes, care to prove it!? If no, ask her to marry you!.
Wow, you look so much like my Ex-wife!
Let's play Army!. I will lay down on my back and you come over and just blow the hell out of me!.
Will you please give me a hand job right now baby!?
I have had a lot to drink and you are starting to look really good!
If I could re-wright the alphabet, I would put U and I together!.
You may have a boy friend now, but if you are ever ready for a man friend, call me!. (I have used this one!. It doesn't work very well) :(
Oh you have a boy friend huh!? Well how big is he!? I will go beat him up! (I tried that one to!. It didn't work either!. LOL)
I am going to have a wet dream tonight, thanks to you!.
I am going to go masturbate, do you mind if I think of you while I do it!?
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out!?

In church:
So do you worship here often!?
Excuse me, I think you are sitting on my bible!.
The Eleventh commandment: Though shall marry me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Here's a few I thought up in the last couple of minutes :-

So what do you eat for breakfast !? (ok ok I'm sorry)

Thats a nice dress!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. does it look as good from the inside !?

Excuse me but, have you ever dreamt of me !.!.!.!.like I have of you !?

I'd love to hold you hand!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
especially where I'm thinking your hand is!.

Is your bed warmer than mine !?Www@Enter-QA@Com


these are some of the cheesiest!.!.!.

One that is not on there, and is one of my personal favorites is:

"I seem to have forgotten my number!.!.!. Can I have yours instead!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Help the homeless!. Take me home with you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together!.

do u know karate!? cause your body is kickinWww@Enter-QA@Com

-I seem to have lost my number!. Can I have yours!?
-Are you a parking ticket-cause you got FINE written all over you!.
-Do you clean your pants with WIndex!? Because I can see myself in them!.
-You're so sweet, you put Hersheys outta business!.
-Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas!?
-I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons!.
-Was your dad a thief!? He must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes! <------ LAME!.
-I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me!?
-If you were my home work i would do you all night!.
-You have nice legs!.!.!.what time do they open!? <---- GAHHH!
-I wish I could re-write the alphabet so I could put U and I togetherWww@Enter-QA@Com


did you fart, cuz you blew me awayWww@Enter-QA@Com

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