Would this make a good resume?!

Question: Would this make a good resume!?
1!. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned!. Couldn't concentrate!.

2!. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe!.

3!. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job!.

4!. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting!.

5!. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme!.

6!. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it!.!.!. couldn't cut the mustard!.

7!. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy!.

8!. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience!.

9!. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory!. Tried hard but just didn't fit in!.

10!. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income!.

11!. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining!.

12!. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job!.

13!. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian until I realized there was no future in it!.

14!. !.I tried to be a lift engineer,it was good, but it had its ups and downs!.


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it is a detailed resume of work experiences that would not land you on any real job!. You seem to have no real skills!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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