Know any jokes about death?!

Question: Know any jokes about death!?
Why is it acceptable to joke about such a delicate issue (death)!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

A murderer is condemned to death!. He has to choose between three rooms!. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years!. Which room is safest for him!?

The room with the lions that didn't eat for three years!.!.!. they are dead!.!.!. xDWww@Enter-QA@Com

because everybody dies, and only fools dont accept it!.


Maria is a devout Catholic!. She gets married and has 17 children!. Then her husband dies!.

She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband!. Then he dies!. Soon after she dies!.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together!."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband!?"

The priest says, "Neither, I mean her legs!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

No but I have to admit something!.!.!.
It's really funny when someone else get's hurt but not you!. It's immature and selfish,but not a lot of people can admit it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

its not!. and nobody should joke about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes i nearly died laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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