Finish this sentence... 10 POINTS to funniest! ?!

Question: Finish this sentence!.!.!. 10 POINTS to funniest! !?
"I never wake up on time because!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

I never wake up on time because i never sleep on the issue of wake up on time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I got abducted by freakin aliens which took me to diffrent places then one alien started fiughting with the other which crashed the UFO and i almost died andon the way home a cow started talking to me about drinking her milk and i look like wat the F*** and she told me it was choclate milk so I ran home and this has been happening for over a year now same cow and UFO wierd right okay im crazy was it funny or wierd!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

my pet grub ate my alarm and my pet parrot ate my grub and my pet cat ate my parrot and my pet dog ate my cat and my pet croc ate my dog and my weird brother ate my croc and my pet cannibal ate my weird brother and my other pet cannibal ate my first cannibal and my 2nd pet cannibal went to the toilet and now my alarm is flushed away and i cant find where it got flushed to

OK THAT IS WHY!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I never wake up on time because I like staying up all night sleeping all day!I never wake up on time because I wanna stay in my comfy bed!I never wake up on time because I barely feel like it!I like waking up late and i never wake up on time because!.!.!.I ate all my dad's cookies and by the time I wake up he has alread forgotten and I won't get in trouble!!
That wasn't funny but I answered your question!=)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I never wake up on time because my dog ate the alarm clock (and my homework)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I never wake up on Time because I always wake up on John!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

because I stay up all night finishing sentences on yahoo answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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