Have you some time for a couple of jokes?!
Question: Have you some time for a couple of jokes!?
The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her children alike, right down to the youngest baby!. “When we had just four kids, I dressed them alike so that we would not lost any of them!.”
“Now”, she continued looking proudly at her brood of nine kids, “I dressed them alike so that we would not pick up any that don’t belong to us”!.
A new married sailor was informed that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on an exotic island for a year!. A few weeks later, he started missing his wife!. He wrote her, “Honey, we are going to be apart for a really long time!. I miss you and this place is surrounded by hot girls!. Do you think if I adopt a hobby so I would not be tempted!?” Wife sent him back a harmonica with a note saying, “Why don’t you learn to play this!?”
Finally his tour came to an end and he rushed back to his wife!. Sailor said, “Darling, I can’t wait anymore to make love to you!.” She kissed him and said, “ First let’s see you play that harmonica!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
“Now”, she continued looking proudly at her brood of nine kids, “I dressed them alike so that we would not pick up any that don’t belong to us”!.
A new married sailor was informed that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on an exotic island for a year!. A few weeks later, he started missing his wife!. He wrote her, “Honey, we are going to be apart for a really long time!. I miss you and this place is surrounded by hot girls!. Do you think if I adopt a hobby so I would not be tempted!?” Wife sent him back a harmonica with a note saying, “Why don’t you learn to play this!?”
Finally his tour came to an end and he rushed back to his wife!. Sailor said, “Darling, I can’t wait anymore to make love to you!.” She kissed him and said, “ First let’s see you play that harmonica!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Brilliant! Just the smile that I needed today!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the 1st one was not that funny but the 2nd one was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha to the second one! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha Ha Ha Great one
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1!. eh not so funny but 2 LMAO!. That's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice Jokes!.!. I enjoyed and told them to couple of friends alsoWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think i remember reading the second joke in HT Cafe a day ago!. Still nice to go through it again!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Laugh Out Loud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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