This is not what they are meant for is it?!

Question: This is not what they are meant for is it!?
Penny and Lorraine are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain!. Penny pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts It over her cigarette, and continues smoking!.

Lorraine: What in the hell is that!?

Penny: A condom!. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet!.

Lorraine: Where did you get it!?

Penny: You can get them at any drugstore!.

The next day, Lorraine hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms!.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers!.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel!."

The pharmacist fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's a good laugh, Captain!. I always am glad to see your stories!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A man goes into a chemist shop and says
In a very loud voice "A box of condoms miss"!.
The assistant a little embarrassed replies
"Certainly sir, what size would you like"
Puffing out his chest and in a louder voice he says
"Why LARGE of course"looking round at the queue!.
She gave him a box of 144!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is hilarious

LOL LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I love it lol Star for you! :D x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG!! That is so funny!! Go granny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i literally laughed out loud!!! Thanks for the Laugh! Keep em comin!!! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com


LMAO i love it!!


cute (smile)Www@Enter-QA@Com

you Rocks!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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