Blonde on the highway?!

Question: Blonde on the highway!?
One day a blonde was driving on the highway and got pulled over by a cop!. The cop said "Why do you keep swerving!?" The blonde replied "I turn one way and there's a tree, I turn again there's a tree, and then there's a whole bunch more trees popping out of nowhere!." The cop replied "You retard that's your air freshener!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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A Blonde's Year in Review

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.
Helllloooo!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in printer !!!

Got really excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!. box said '2-4 years!'

Trapped on escalator for hours !.!.!.!. power went out!!!

Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.wrong instructions!.!.!.8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.

Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

Got locked out of my car in a rain storm!.!.!.!.!. car swamped because soft-top was open!.

The capital of California is 'C'!.!.!.!.!.isn't it !?

Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days !.!. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

Couldn't call 911 !. 'duh'!.!.!.!.!.there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phoneWww@Enter-QA@Com

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yeah that's funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!. if your gayWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha nice!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!.!.!. gOOd one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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