Your BEST "that's what she said" joke?!

Question: Your BEST "that's what she said" joke!?
What is hands-down the best twss joke you've heard!? or maybe one you coined yourself!? 10 points for the funniest one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha the best eon i have ever heard was on me!. made me feel retarded!. as part of a competition/dare/curiosity, i decided to try and drink the brine from a gallon of those pickled yellow peppers!. i remember saying "It tastes pretty awesome!. I had no problem puttin' it in my mouth or anything, but I just could not swallow it!" lol and then i caught it just as the entire table i was at went for the opening!.

some other good ones, but not the best!.

teacher said "if you put that there, i'll forget about it"

another teacher said "I just want to remind you all that, again, we are not doing the backside"

Friend sat is some sort of sauce and basically yelled "Aw, dude, it's all over my ***!. And its sticky"!.

Then some in the general public that I nearly started fights over >_<

"Hey that's mine!. Don't touch it!"
"Uh, I don't think I will be able to come"
"If you touch it one more F***ing time!.!.!."

When puttin something back on a shelf when decided against buying it "Sir, that does not belong there!."

and another good one, but not great at all, "Crap!. It fell out!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

my friend told me about 4 of her friends!.!.!.!.2 guys and 2 girls
one guy went and got a soda, and started drinking it with a straw
the other guy decided to mess with him, so while guy 1 was drinking, guy 2 snatched the soda away
guy1 was really mad so he said "damn it you always pull it out when i'm not done sucking!"
everyone screamed "that's what she said!"
and yeah :]Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was at a local show once, and the and playing took a long pause!. Then the singer said, "uhh, this is awkward!."
Then some guy in the crowd yelled, "Thats NOT what she said!"

sorry, couldnt think of anything better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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