I need a comeback to an insult?!

Question: I need a comeback to an insult!?
I utterly despise the insult, "what are you, gay!?"

For one, its like saying, "What are you, Black!?" !.!.!. Not an insult!.!. unless your intolerant!.

But that's not What im asking for!.!.!. if someone calls me gay, i could just reply with my favorite!.!.

"I thought about it for a bit, but your mom broke me off that line of thinking pretty quickly"

I could have a comeback to mostly anything!.!.!. its not that hard, eve if some of the comebacks may be a little immature!.

The ONE insult, even relating to gay, that i cant respond to is!.!.!.

"(Your name) likes penis"

Example would be!.!.!. "Bob likes penis"

You cant reply to that, unless you say something like, "so do you"!.!.!. or "No i dont"!.!.!.

Its really annoying!.!.!.

Anyway, i need a comeback if someone just says the short sweet "'Name' Likes Penis" insult!.!.

Ignoring them works, but i am not a peaceful person, i want to prove i outsmarted them by putting them in a situation where they are utterly hopeless to respond!.

Any insult gets the best answer!.!.!. as long as its not horrible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I love mine, and so does your mom!

Childish!? Yes!.
Stupid!? Yes!.
Effective!? Yes!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Whenever someone says that, as long as they're the same sex, I like to make the person feel as awkward as possible by just hitting on them!.

For example!.!.!.
"Ali likes *enis"
"Yeah I do, I see that chub you got going for me!."

Another thing to do is to insult his mother by saying "Well, I didn't think I did, but last night I found out your mom had one!.!.!."

Or, you could just go with the very simple, but not as clever "So does your mom, and I know first hand!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

its becoming the common slap insult by those of less intelligence!. a good reply depends on who's asking if its a gut just say well that's not what your momma was calling me last night!. if its a girl just ask why is your boyfriend looking for something better!. or you could chose not to answer and just think how stupid they are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just comeback with something like!.!.!. "Yeah, I'd love to **** your brains out, with your father’s d ick but apparently someone BEAT ME TO IT!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yeah i like penis!.!.!. but you suck penis!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


You got that right - it's my best friend - I shake hands with it every day!

Can't you find yours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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