Some bad jokes (V1) ?!

Question: Some bad jokes (V1) !?
1 what do did the king mushroom say when he was in a cramped room with 100 diffrent types of mushroom
A,1 there int Mushroom in here

2 man goes to the doc and says doc i think im a lift/elevator
A!.2 the doc says i hope your not coming down with anything

3 what do you call a nasty thing in a persons foot that is horrable and a part of a pc that rymes with dell
A!.3 splinter cell

4 what do you call a man who steels a car someone who had beans for dinner and a bird in the film dumbo that brings babys to the elephants in their mouths put them together what do you get!.
A!.4 jack and the beanstalk lol

5 what do you call the x prime minister that just been sick all over the floor

6!. what did the judo say when he gave his freind a chop on the arm in the morning

give me a rating from 1 - pants to 10 - not bad are you related to dave spikeyWww@Enter-QA@Com

The bottom of your barrel should be spotless now!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'll star you because you at least attempt humour- there are some that completely miss the point of this section!.
I'll give you a7 rating because it did make me smile and your jokes are actually jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

without commenting on the "jokes" you should first learn how to read, write and speak ENGLISH before you try to tell a joke in english,!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


1 1 1 1 1 111111111 1111111111111111 what the heck are those something you got off the dead jokes !.com you get a 1Www@Enter-QA@Com


did you hear about the magic tractor!?

it turned into a field!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hmmmm maybe a 5Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's green and comes down a slope!.!.!.!?!?

it's a SKIWI !Www@Enter-QA@Com

2 only one of those jokes made me smile!! sorry!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Jesus f***ing ChristWww@Enter-QA@Com

you know what!.!.!. I agree with you!.!. these are bad jokes!.!.!. very bad jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

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