The best comebacks you've heard?!

Question: The best comebacks you've heard!?
Hit me with your best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

How about never!? Is never good for you!?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy!.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing!.

Man: Is this seat empty!?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down!.

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional!.

I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest!.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality!.

Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not my best but something I can think of at this moment!.!.!."Excuse me! Are you suffering from halitosis of the intellect!. That's presuming you have intellect!?!?!?!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Okay heres a comeback to a comback;
if i wanted a good comback id scrape it off your

But usally the come back i use is like whatever!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"u need to stop screwing dem chicks whenever u please", says Bill
"oh u mean the ones like your mom who are the easiest!?" replies Bob


stupid butt head


excuse me

your excusedWww@Enter-QA@Com

ur momaWww@Enter-QA@Com

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