Could you tell me a funny joke?!

Question: Could you tell me a funny joke!?
It has got to be funny though to get best answer!. I will review them all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with huge breasts and offers her £100 if she lets him bite them!.

“No, are you crazy!?” she says!.

“What about for £1000!?” he asks!.

“Listen you freak" she says!. “I’m not that kind of woman!.”

“You wouldn’t even do it for £10,000!?” the man asks!.

“You’ll pay me £10,000 to bite my breasts!?” she asks!. “OK fine, lets go over to that alley!.”

Once there she takes off her blouse, and the guy begins caressing her breasts, kissing them, and fondling them!.

“So, are you gonna bite them or what!?” she huffs!.

“Nah,” he shrugs!. “Too expensive!!!!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com

Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way!.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle!. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle!. The copilot is using a guide dog!. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses!.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke!. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway!.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness!. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance!.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking!. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical!.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once!. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne!.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died!. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart!. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein!. Saint Peter questions him!.

"You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses!. Can you prove who you really are!?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk!?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers!. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear!.

Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity!. Saint Peter is suitably impressed!.

"You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso!. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials!. Picasso doesn't hesitate!. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk!?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead!."

Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural!. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk!. Saint Peter claps!.

"Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"

The last to arrive is George Bush!. Saint Peter scratches his head!. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity!. How can you prove yours!?"

Bush looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso!?"

Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George!."

Or maybe this one is more appealing!?

A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer!.

Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that young George Bush is a post turtle!."

Doctor: "Oh!? What is a post turtle!?"

Old man: "When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top!? That's a post turtle!. Ya know he didn't get there by himself, he don't belong there, he cain't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help take the poor thang down!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Where is God!?"

Little Johnny's parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their son's behavior!. His mother had heard that a priest in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if they should send Little Johnny to speak with the priest!.

The husband said, "We might as well!.!.!. we need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The priest agreed to speak with Little Johnny!. The priest sat him down and asked him sternly,
"Where is God!?"

Little Johnny made no response, so the priest repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?"

Again, Little Johnny made no attempt to answer, so the priest raised his voice again and shook his finger in the boy's face, "Where is God!?"

A frightened Little Johnny ran out of the room and directly home to his bedroom, where he slammed himself in the closet!.

Little Johnny's mother followed him into the closet and asked, "What happened!?"

Little Johnny replied, "I'm in BIG trouble this time!.!.!. God is missing and they think I did it!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

a blonde, brunette, and redhead are interviewed by NASA!.
so they ask each of them which planet they would like to visit & why!.
the brunette says : saturn, because the rings are interesting
the redhead says: mars, i would love to visit the red planet !
the blonde says : the sun !
they tell her, " you know that you'll burn if you go there right!?"
she chuckles then replies, " are you guys dumb!? i'll go there at night!"


An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning!.

"I'm sorry,” he said, “but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick!."

On hearing this, his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage!. "Well, just how sick are you!?" he demanded!.

"Well," the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call a pool full of mavros

cocoa puffs!.

and what do you call the entire steeler team dead from a plane crash!.

a good start!. hahaha boooooWww@Enter-QA@Com

her name is georgie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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