Whats your favourite Chuck Norris fact?!

Question: Whats your favourite Chuck Norris fact!?
Mine are-
1) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
2) Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself at the back of the head
3) If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5 Chuck Norris has more money then you

This is really funny- he is more famous now that he is old then he ever was back in his career years

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands!.
They are now known as simply 'The Islands!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris flys around the world every month and secretly has sex with every woman!. Thats why we all bleed for a week!. (sick but funny)
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I don't understand why so many macho Chuck Norris jokes!. Did you know that on March 10th he will be 69 years old!? Why not use Steven Seagal!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris sleeps 3 hours a week!. and when he does, it's in a chair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

We would all still call him GOD if he hadn't said " Please, Chuck Norris will do just fine"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris knows the last number of pi !!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Did you know Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer!? Too bad he never cries!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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