What is the best clean joke?!

Question: What is the best clean joke!?
The Blonde Nun

One night a Blonde Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her!.

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly!. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others!. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish!."

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy!. I am a bride of Christ!. I am doing what I love!. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me!. I am content in all ways!."

"There must be something you would have of me," said God!.

"Well, there is one thing," she said!.

"Just name it," said God!.

"It's those blonde jokes!. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me!. I would like for blonde jokes to stop!."

"Consider it done," said God!. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans!.

But surely there is something that I could do just for you!."

"There is one thing!. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun!.

"Name it!. Please," said God!.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun!. "They're so hard to peel!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight!. To pass
the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia!.

"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5!. The same goes if
you ask me something I don't know!." The blonde refused!.

"Okay!. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I don’t know an
answer, I pay you $50!."
The blonde accepted!. The Lawyer went first!.
"What is the distance from the earth to the moon!?"

The blonde didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out
a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer!. Then it was her turn!.

"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down!?"

The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill!.

"So, what is it!?"

The blonde said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a $5 bill
to the lawyer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nine Months Later

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob!. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north!. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard!. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night!.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained!. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house!."

"Don't worry," Jack said!. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn!. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light!." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night!. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way!. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing!.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney!. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend!.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago!?"

"Yes, I do!." said Bob

"Did you, here, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit!?"

"Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did!."

"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name!?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy!. I'm afraid I did!. Why do you ask!?"

"She just died and left me everything!."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you!?!.!.!. you know you smiled!.!.!.now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)Www@Enter-QA@Com

One that only seems clean!? ok I saw this one on some tv show the other night:
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup!?
-Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pea soupWww@Enter-QA@Com

The soap bar slid down the bathtub and said, "CLEAN!"

(The funny thing is that the joke's no funny!)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Isn't it obvious!?

What's brown and sticky!?
A stickWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why do cows wear bells around their necks!?
Because their horns don't work!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't know!.!.!.What is the best clean joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

a horse took a bath!.!.!.haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

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