Is this a nice joke to tell my friends who do not drink alcohol?!

Question: Is this a nice joke to tell my friends who do not drink alcohol!?
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine or beer!.!.!.!. and those who don't!.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria!.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E coli) - bacteria found in feces!. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting!.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health!.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Dang straight!.!. I agree!.!. Good one Billy!.!.I reckon thats why i stay so cleaned out!.!.!.I dont drink alot of water but i make up for it in OTHER ways!.!.LOL Star 4 u!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

well its nice to have a glass of water a day and by the way we don't need to drink 8 litres of water a day most of it is in our food so you wouldn't be drinking that much anyway!.

Joke ok to tell to people who don't drinkWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hey, this one is so good, I am going to copy and paste and send it to my hubby at work! (He works for the power company)
Maybe it will make it's rounds to the local water company too! lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A mildly funny joke at best!. Your non-drinking friends may be offended, but know this: the water that does into the food YOU eat is the same water that you're referring to above!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

NO!! not at all especially if they are your good friends!. also E coli is not the only thing in feces, it is also found in spinach!.Www@Enter-QA@Com




i guess i need to start drinking !.!.!. what do i start with !.!.!.!.
i do not want to be full of poop!.!.or bacteria !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sure, your friends will understand the joke and probably have a big laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is why I always consume more beer and liquor than water!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

moonshine is my drink,190 proof! Its kill everything including my liver!!.!.!.no poop for meWww@Enter-QA@Com

ancient proverb hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

omg thats hilarious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i think they'll like itWww@Enter-QA@Com

Dang it! Just had a big glass of poop!.!.!.!.with ice!! Not sure I can ever drink water again!!!?!?!?!? lol :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is why I drink, hun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.that's funny!.!.!.!.!.!.and man I am so full of crap today!.!.!.!.!.!.lots of water!.!.
guess I'll need to filter some whiskey in there!.!.!.!.!.!.!.love the joke!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

have fun dyingWww@Enter-QA@Com

cheers to yaWww@Enter-QA@Com


thats good!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

damn it!!!!!
i am full of crap! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.I'm gonna pass this on!. Funny! And gross!

P!.S!. What website did you get this from!.!.!.and what about filtered water!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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