Whats a good joke? I am looking for good one's to tell my friend?!

Question: Whats a good joke!? I am looking for good one's to tell my friend!?
Any kind, joke wel-comed!. But she is over 21!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is long but bare with me:

There's this guy that came to America, and his name's!.!. BoogaWooga!. So he's out looking for a job and finds one working in a market!.
The first customer comes in and asks, "Hi, how much are the grapes!?"
BoogaWooga has no idea, so he runs around the store, screaming, "BoogaWooga! BoogaWooga!" The boss came and waved his fingers yelling "No, no, no! You're supposed to say '50 cents! 50 cents!'"

The next day, another customer walks in!. He says, "How much are the grapes!?"
"50 cents! 50 cents!" , says BoogaWooga!.
"Is it fresh!?" asked the customer!.
Again, BoogaWooga had no idea what to say, so he runs around the market, shouting, "BoogaWooga! Booga Wooga!!!"
The customer's gone, but the boss comes in and says, "No, no, no! You're suppose to say, 'very fresh! Fresh, fresh, fresh!!"

The next day, a lady comes in!. "How much are the grapes!?"
"50cents! 50 cents!"
"Is it fresh!?"
"Very fresh! Fresh, fresh, fresh!"
"Should I buy it!?"

Once again, there goes Booga Wooga, screaming and running, "Booga Wooga! BoogaWooga!!"
The boss comes in and screams, "No, no, no! You're suppose to say, 'If you don't, someone will!"

On the third day, a customer walked in!. "How much are those grapes!?"
"50Cents! 50 cents!"
"Is it fresh!?"
"Very fresh! Fresh, fresh, fresh!"
"Should I buy it!?"
"If you don't, someone will!"
So the cusomer bought the grapes!. The boss walks in, and tells BoogaWooga that he has to work night shift!.

At around midnight, a robber broke in!.
Robber: "How much money do you have!?"
BoogaWooga: "50cents! 50 cents!"
Robber: "Are you playing fresh with me!?"
BoogaWooga: "Very fresh! Fresh, fresh, fresh!"
Robber: "Should I rob you!?"
BoogaWooga: "If you don't, someone will!"


A car gets a flat on the interstate one day!. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk!. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic!.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up!.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives!. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here!?'

'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly!.

'Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road!?' he asks!.

'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde!. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'


To make it stand,
You wet it !
To make it wet,
you suck it !
To make it stiff,
you lick it !
To get it in,
You push it!

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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs!. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men!.
I am from Japan and too poorly know English, tell me whether I wrote the following sentence: "There are often times when a boil will go away on its own without any treatment at all!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other:

"Hey, wait up a second!. I think I lost an electron"

The first atom replied, "Are you sure!?"

The second atom exclaimed, "Yes, I'm positive!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A girl asked her friend how many calories are in ***!? Friend says don't worry, if your swallowing that much he wont care if your chubby!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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