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im rlly bored and could use a good laugh dose any1 have a good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

So, a guy walks into a bar, and says "Ow!."

I know it's really lame, but it's immensely classic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A guy walks into a bar, he sits down and sees a big jar with hundreds of dollars in it!. He says to the 'tender "boy you're really raking in the tips tonight" he replies "no thats not for me it's for a contest we're having you pay twenty bucks and if you can pass all the tests you win all the money!." He says alright I'm in what do I have to do!?" he tells him "first you have to down a bottle of tequila, then you have to go into the back room and pull out that horses loose tooth, then you have to have sex with my grandma over there" at first he thinks no way but after a few drinks grandma isn't looking so bad!. "i'm going for it!" he says he throws twenty dollars in the jar chugs the bottle of tequila and rushes into the room with the horse and slams the door shut!. Everyone can hear screams and kicks in the room until he finally steps out, zips up his pants and says "alright now where is the old lady with a loose tooth!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Are we in port yet sir!?
No, we are still up to our knees in wine!.

The colliery band played on as the ship went down, playing A flat minor!. The military band played A flat major!.

If you want to see Mercury transit through a house, leave the landing lights on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

watch this video, these guys are nuts!.


Why don't you put 'funny jokes' in Google!? They have tons for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes, ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com

How did the mouse die!?

I SAT ON HIMWww@Enter-QA@Com

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