Don't you just love peanuts?!
Question: Don't you just love peanuts!?
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of senior citizens down a roadway, when he is tapped
on his shoulder by a little old lady!.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up!.
After about 15 mins, she taps him on his shoulder
again and hands him another handful of peanuts!.
She repeats this gesture about five more times!.
When she is about to hand him yet another batch,
he asks the little old lady the inevitable question,
'Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself!?'
She replied:
'We can't chew them because we've got no teeth!'
The puzzled driver asks,
'Why do you buy them then!?'
The old lady replied:
'We just love the chocolate around them!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
of senior citizens down a roadway, when he is tapped
on his shoulder by a little old lady!.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up!.
After about 15 mins, she taps him on his shoulder
again and hands him another handful of peanuts!.
She repeats this gesture about five more times!.
When she is about to hand him yet another batch,
he asks the little old lady the inevitable question,
'Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself!?'
She replied:
'We can't chew them because we've got no teeth!'
The puzzled driver asks,
'Why do you buy them then!?'
The old lady replied:
'We just love the chocolate around them!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
It's odd that I found this equally funny and repulsive at the same time!. LOL Star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice, i heard better jokes!. but i don't know if you are blond or not; so I won't tell one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Disgusting!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ouch - 2nd hand peanuts!. LOL that was good Kitty - Thanks, here's a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
=D Thats funny! I got it lol! Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol I get it
Funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ugh yuck thats grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
eewwwwwwWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great one kitty - here's a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh man!
I hate to be him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hate to be him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ewww, I'm w/Billy-Bob on this; Gross yet oddly funny!. You made me chuckle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You made me laugh!!! Good one!.!.STARS 4 you!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i sort of get itWww@Enter-QA@Com