How can I enter the US illegally?!
Question:
How can I enter the US illegally?
Answers:
Put yourself in a hot air balloon and softly but swiftly land on the grand canyon then try to mix with the people of your race sothat you don't stand out too much. Then get a job, pay your taxes (IRS doesn't care if you are legal or not as long as you pay your taxes), and apply for a citizenship.
Good luck.