Can someone tell me those little stories that sound nasty but at the end its fun!


Question: Thres these stories that sound nasty like u but the big shaft in and the cream goes all around ur mouth like that but at the end its funny its like I know what u were thinking pervert! It was my first time at the dentist!

Can anybody give me some of those and if u found a website can u give me the website. Those little stories r really funny! Thanx!


Answers: Thres these stories that sound nasty like u but the big shaft in and the cream goes all around ur mouth like that but at the end its funny its like I know what u were thinking pervert! It was my first time at the dentist!

Can anybody give me some of those and if u found a website can u give me the website. Those little stories r really funny! Thanx!

You mean like this;
What is round and rigid and full of seaman?
A. A submarine.
What does a lady do sitting down, a man standing up and a dog on 3 legs?
A Shakes hands.

i am going to go down on you @ make you extremely happy then im going 2 come back up and F_ck you really good!



yours truely
GAS prices

Little Stories so short. So it's ound very nasty to carry some one to read

once there was a boy who was playing outside when his mother called him inside to buy some things:
peanuts
and
oil
on the way the boy stopped to watch a game and when it was time for him to go home he rushed to the store . but the store was closed. so cut off his privet part as the nuts and peed in a cup as oil. when he got home his mom said this tast very good.the boy went to the bathroom and his mother passed by and saw what happend. she tryed to vamet the food out but could'nt she rushed him to the hospital and in acopple of days he was better.
MY FRIEND TOLD ME THIS STORY

I wish you were here
In my bed
Under the covers
In the dark
I will show you
my glow in the dark watch!


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I know I haven't known you very long and I know i shouldn't ask you so soon but I need it very badly. I haven't had it in a very long time. I can already feel it going in hard and good and feel it coming out wet and soft.. If you would do this for me, no one would have to know. I'm sure you could satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you could. I am very desperate and need your help. You must think I have alot of nerve. But I can feel my tongue going around it and sucking out all it's juices until it's dry. I'm not going to beat around the bush anymore. Can I have a stick of gum??

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You put the long hard shaft in your hot waiting mouth, in and out in and out you feel it building up inside you, until the white creamy liquid fills your mouth. You spit it out, and it's over. Don't forget to brush your teeth! =)



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