Movie quotes?!
Question:
Movie quotes?
Does any one know/have some of the funniest movie quotes of all time? I could go for a good laugh.
Answers:
I'm gonna get at you like a spider monkey, chip.
-Talledaga Nights.
"Where are my sharks with laserbeams on them?!"
-Austin Powers.
"You know what? **** beauty contests. Life is one ******* beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... **** that. And **** the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and **** the rest"
-Little Miss Sunshine.
ok..meet the parents..there are a ton..
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"I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker."
- Meet the parents.
[after being asked how he's doing]"Oh great, considering I desecrated your Grandma's remains, found out you were engaged, and had your Father ask me to milk him".
-Meet the parents.
..more to come =)