Mystery men....?!

Mystery men....?

So, tomorrow some of our friends is throwing a "Mystery Men" party and we are suppose to make up our own character and come dressed up as that character.....ex. "The Universal Remote Man" and make a shirt with pockets everywhere with remotes stuck in them.....Looking for quick, easy ideas...got any???

1 week ago
we are looking for goofy/funny ideas...thanks in advance....

1 week ago
Missy, I love your ideas, do you have more?

How about--
Bunny Man? When danger lurks, he runs and hides.
Tortilla Girl? She throws stale tortillas like Frisbees to disarm her opponents.
Eco-Man? He only uses environmentally friendly weapons--bio-degradable paper costume and all.
Literature Guy? He spouts Milton, Keats, and Plato at his enemies until they lose consciousness from either confusion or boredom.
Dictionary Man? He throws heavy reference tools at his enemies. (They come back to him like boomerangs.)
Opera Woman? She can render anyone unconscious with a high C.
Leather Man? Well, no one knows what he can do, and they don't really want to ask.

(There's plenty more where these came from! I'm just messed up this way. BTW--LOVE Mystery Men!)

By request, here are a few more:

Lazy Boy? He defeats his foes by rendering them unconscious with his super sonic belches, all from the comfort of his recliner.
Dancing Queen? She...uh...he...I mean...she dances circles around her enemy creating the Vortex of Death. After which he, excuse me, she redecorates the room to match the villain's bruises.
Bitter Woman? She uses biting sarcasm to wound her opponents before taking them down with her feminist diatribes.
Mama's Boy? He stands around while his mother beats the crap out of his enemies with her trusty rolling pin (this is actually a super duo.)
Frances the Yodeling Wonderkind? I think it's pretty obvious what Frances' super power is. Yes, he throws Yodels at his enemies until they are too sticky to move.
Yodelayheehoo? Because her brother Frances stole her most effective power, she relies on the family tradition of yodelling to explode the heads of her enemies.
Woody Allen? He stutters. (Actually, he's not very well liked by the rest of the super heroes because of his lack of self esteem and his constant need to talk without ever coming to the point.)