What to do when you go to a movie?!


Question:

What to do when you go to a movie?

i once saw this list of things to do at a movie and it was hilarious. but i cant find the list anymore the list is a joke, but please help me if you know what im talking about.


Answers:

I found a list of things to do at a boring movie.

what to do at a boring movie:

1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "woOoOoh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap and/or laugh when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devoius, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen next.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman!Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they cant sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.


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