What's the best seinfeld episode???!
Question: and why?
Answers: and why?
The Opposite.
( A blonde looks at George )
Elaine : Ah, George, you know, that woman just looked at you.
George : So what? What am I supposed to do?
Elaine : Go talk to her.
George : Elaine, bald men, with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents, don't approach strange women.
Jerry : Well here's your chance to try the opposite. Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women, chicken salad and going right up to them.
George : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.
Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
George : Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do
something!
( He goes over to the woman )
George : Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction.
Victoria : Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch as me.
( G takes a deep breath )
George : My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Victoria : I'm Victoria. Hi.
I'm a big George fan and he got his comeuppance in this episode.
Soup Nazi.....hands down.
Or maybe when George pretends to be the White supremist leader..
Its got to be the one where they think George and Jerry are gay, not that theres anything wrong with that. I laughed so much the whole episode. There are so many good ones. Great show.
Soup Nazi, there is a real life soup Nazi in New York. Its 2 funny. Love it. U will also like Curb your Enthusiasm, this is a fairly new one by the creator of Seinfeld, Larry David.
Has got to be Kenny's Chicken Shack episode where they put up the sign outside Kramer's window. Kramer can see nothing but red, comes in and puts tomato juice on his cereal. Him and Jerry finally switch apt.'s and Jerry ends up acting like Kramer. So funny....but they're all good.
I love the one where they are stuck in that mall parking garage. Jerry and George get caught urinating, Elaine's fish dies and they can't find Kramer's car.
Either the puffy shirt episode or the contest to see who could go the longest without pleasuring themself. Both had really good writing and kept me laughing the entire time.
Kramer and Newman hauling returnables to Michigan in the mail truck was great.
Master of My Domain was very good.
Kramer screen door on his appartment was awsome.
You mean there was a good one?!
Master of My Domain. Brilliant!
Soup Nazi! The Soup Nazi story alone is classic but the subplot about the armoire was hilarous. Kramer get's punked out by two gay guys and they take/steal? the armoire. And later on in the episode they punk-out Jerry and Kramer. I never get tired of watching this episode.