Contest: Funniest Movie Quote....?!
Question: post your funniest quotes from any movie, winner gets 10 points.
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i'll start off with a little happy gilmore:
"grandma, why didn't you pay your taxes?"
"i would have....but i didn't have any money."
Answers: post your funniest quotes from any movie, winner gets 10 points.
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i'll start off with a little happy gilmore:
"grandma, why didn't you pay your taxes?"
"i would have....but i didn't have any money."
from The Waterboy:
...after Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler) tackled a Lineman with intense ferocity..
Coach: Bobby! Can you do this for me every game?!
Bobby: Not only will I do it for you coach, I.....I.....Yes I will do it for you.
Harry: 'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.'
Dumb and Dumber
"Once you go black......you'll be in a wheelchair"....
LaTroy in White Chicks!
"Casablanca"
It has many funny quotes. This is one of my favorites.
Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.