The Marx Brothers make todays comedies/comedians look pretty lame?!
Question: Doncha agree? any nice Groucho one liners to share with us? go on, you know you want to! lol
Answers: Doncha agree? any nice Groucho one liners to share with us? go on, you know you want to! lol
The funniest group of funnymen ever. Only Abbot & Costello and the Monty Python gang come close. Groucho was the wittiest comic and never was at a loss for words. Loved them.
You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are. - Duck Soup
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did. - Duck Soup
Hello? Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where'd you get it? Oh, you want some. - The Cocoanuts
You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stucco. - The Cocoanuts
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know. - Animal Crackers
Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean... flee to my lodge in the hills. - Monkey Business
Are you suggesting that I, the president of Huxley College, go into a speakeasy without even giving me the address? - Horse Feathers
I don't think they're lame! My kids all love the pics, too, just as I do! As for Groucho:
We took some photographs of some native girls, but they were undeveloped! Animal Crackers
Thelma Todd: Hold me close! Closer!
Groucho: If I was any closer, I'd be behind you! Monkey Business
Grouch to Chico: You should be in bed with a hot toddy!
Chico: Yeah?
Groucho: That's a drink!
Chico: 'at's too bad! At the Circus.
ps Hot Toddy was Thelma Todd's nickname.