What is your favourite Borat moment/quote?!
Question: It can be from the TV series or the film. Mine is from when he asks the estate agent about Gypsies in the local area of a new house.....
'I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsie attack...they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed. '
Answers: It can be from the TV series or the film. Mine is from when he asks the estate agent about Gypsies in the local area of a new house.....
'I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsie attack...they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed. '
Mine is when hes at a dog show where he compares a horse to a man but goes on and on 'In kazahstan we say a man can sleep like a horse can sleep, a man can jump like a horse can jump, a man can cough like a horse can cough....'
I honestly had to turn it off because my sides were aching so much (and thats not an exaduration)
High 5!!
"She has vagin, like sleeve of wizard!"
=)
very nice how much
"Can I do a dirty..." *squatting down in the wall urinal*
Asking about going to the toilet in the urinal of the bowls club, a classic...
yeah that was funny.
i laughed when his bear scared the sh!t out of all the kids
Any of the bit from the movie where he is learning to drive...'Will you be myy boyfriend?' lol
his swimsuit!!!!my favorite part:))
Right at the end of the film after the credit roll!
Borat: He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
hahaha, my wife plow....haha
"my wife she is dead"......."she die in a field"....awkward silence (dinner table)
"but it's ok, I have a new wife"....
"are you telling me the man who put the rubber fist into my annoose was a homosexual?"
Borat: What is this?
Manager: That's cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Manager: That's cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Manager: That's cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Manager: That's cheese also.
Borat: And this is rice, yes?
Manager: No, that's cheese.
Borat: Is this rice?
Manager: No, that's cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Manager: That's cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Manager: That's cheese.
When he tries to kidknapp pamela anderson very amusing!
Borat: What specie of dog is this?
Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.
oh my god i can't choose one favourite bit the whole movie was so funny but it did gross me out! i have to go with the bit where he brings his **** to the dinner table and offers it to the lady.... and also the driving lesson he had! hahahaha!!!
every parts my favorite