Do you like the movie "Life of Brian"? What's your favourite scene!
Question: Here are some reminders:
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy. Now**** off!"
"Her name is........... Bottomus Incontonentius !"
"Wodger ! Welease Woderwick !"
"It brought forth Juniper Berries, it's a sign". "Of course it brough forth Juniper Berries... it's a Juniper Bush!"
etc. etc. etc.
Answers: Here are some reminders:
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy. Now**** off!"
"Her name is........... Bottomus Incontonentius !"
"Wodger ! Welease Woderwick !"
"It brought forth Juniper Berries, it's a sign". "Of course it brough forth Juniper Berries... it's a Juniper Bush!"
etc. etc. etc.
The story of the second son of God, never told better, quotes from his life
Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate."
Before Brian is to be nailed up. "Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P. F. J. , etc. " And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you're doing for us, Brian, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time
Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
The prophet: There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock.
Mrs. Big Nose: [trying to hear Jesus' sermon on the mount] Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.
Pontius Pilate: To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?
Man in crowd: Welease Woger!
Wise Man #1: Ahem!
Brian?s mother: Oh!
[falls over in chair]
Brian?s mother: Who are you?
Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.
Brian?s mother: What?
Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.
Brian?s mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Those guys are genuis.
quotes from : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/quot...
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love it
best bit.....
"Is there something funny about the name ..... BIGGUS D***US!!!? "
When he wakes in the morning throws open the shutters stark naked and there is a huge crowd outside'.
CROWD"GOOD MORNING LORD"
BRIAN"I AM NOT THE LORD SO PISS OFF"
CROWD"WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE US TO PISS OFF TO LORD"
The guys selling beards to women at the stoning.
When they find a hermit sleeping in a hole in the ground and they stone him because it was the "lords hole" filling it with stones.
"Send out yer dead! Put out yer dead!"
I recommend this movie to unsuspecting people right around Easter time. They often end up not speaking to me.
That's not really true. I tell them it is "quite irreverent, if not sacreligious."
But it all makes sense, doesn't it?
I mean, what is the meaning of life, anyway?