Is Apocalypto the stupidest movie you've ever seen?!
Question: Oh dear lord I just finished watching that movie...please Montezuma, Buddha...anybody...give me back these precious hours. You know that sick feeling you get when you've been sitting there for an hour and a half and you start to realize that everything you've been watching is just going to get worse? Well I can count on one hand the number of times I've been dumb enough to keep watching after that, and this was one of them. And now I feel like an old man looking back on his life and saying "where did it all go?" It was like somebody telling you a long, drawn out, stupid, pointless story, and every time you interrupt saying "where are you going with this?"...he says, no, no, wait, I'm going somewhere with this...just wait....but it never happens. This movie is like the yokel hick cousin of "The Passion" with a limp, and even less of a plot. Oh, wait I'm sorry, I indicated that there is a plot..my bad. If you haven't see this movie let me re-cap...
Answers: Oh dear lord I just finished watching that movie...please Montezuma, Buddha...anybody...give me back these precious hours. You know that sick feeling you get when you've been sitting there for an hour and a half and you start to realize that everything you've been watching is just going to get worse? Well I can count on one hand the number of times I've been dumb enough to keep watching after that, and this was one of them. And now I feel like an old man looking back on his life and saying "where did it all go?" It was like somebody telling you a long, drawn out, stupid, pointless story, and every time you interrupt saying "where are you going with this?"...he says, no, no, wait, I'm going somewhere with this...just wait....but it never happens. This movie is like the yokel hick cousin of "The Passion" with a limp, and even less of a plot. Oh, wait I'm sorry, I indicated that there is a plot..my bad. If you haven't see this movie let me re-cap...
I'm sorry you had to suffer. Yes it is pretty stupid and the way Mel Gibson thought it happened was stupid.
It was pretty fu**ing stupid.
I felt exactly the way you described in your first sentence after reading your question.
EDIT TO ADD:
If you hate this movie so much and it was such a waste of time, why are you wasting even more time griping about it? LOL
It was not very good but NOT the stupidest movie I have ever seen.
That honor belongs to "Boxing Helena."
I would go with Open Water that was the worst movie i ever saw.
Well since im a chick and the lead character was pretty attractive to look at it.So thats how i got through the movie, i found it quite interesting.. yes a bit long. Now if you want to complain about hours watch David Bowie's film - The Hunger - whew child.
Gigli is far stupider than "Apocalypto"
I gave it a 5-star on Netflix because it was thrilling and interesting to watch. I found the violence needed because it played a major role in the movie's character. Not every movie needs a great "purpose" or what not. It was action-packed every second of the way and I think it did its job
that movie was amaizing